I don’t care because you do

aphex-twin

Put on the Aphex Twin and listen to me hate

Fuck all of you who suddenly care about people in Paris, people in Uganda, and people scooping oil sands out of the Niger Delta (oh wait, it isn’t time to care about them yet?).

You know who you are: You just saw it on the . . .

UNIVERSE THREATENED BY NONEXISTENCE

Donate bitcoins to chronicle.su and reserve your place TODAY among a newly rearranged, inverted cosmos of mathematical novelty . . .

NEED TO KNOW: The Modern Survival-list

TERROR ON THE HOMEFRONT – LOCAL HERO LARRY CECIL ADVISES ALL AMERICANS TO PURCHASE AS MANY WEAPONS AS POSSIBLE AND TO IGNORE ALL REQUESTS BY THE ATF, WHO HAVE JUST BEEN LABELED A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION. . . .

Chronicle.SU a Tremendous Success

A story of domestic terrorism for the state, which we now control. . . .

New Video Game Subverts Morality

Parents beware. Your children are doing drugs inside their video games. The Soviet Chronicle goes nose deep into the world of cocaine video gaming and overdoses on the shit. . . .

Victory in Iraq!

ZombieTime.Com proclaimed victory in Iraq yesterday, and celebration has rippled through the Conservative blogosphere. In a complicated modern world, it’s important that we mark events in black and white, and know where we stand. If we want victory, we must respect ZombieTime.Com’s decision to be the official decider of . . .