ANTI-CHRONICLE TERRORISM DENOUNCED BY RAGHUBIR GOYAL

THE UNITED STATES ATTEMPTS TO BASTARDIZE CHRONICLE.SU GOOD STANDING WITH SINGLE-MINDED PEOPLE . . .

Was there a 9/11 on the Internet I didn’t hear about?

Robert Mueller cites 9/11 as similar cause for concern as what goes on in the Internets. I only wish he could take our freedoms before we ever had them. . . .

Jews did 911? Yes, according to one terrorist

Aafia Siddiqui in 2010 said “maybe Israel had something to do with [911].” . . .

What 1984 taught us

I remember back when being gay was a sin. Those were the days… before the Islams and the Muslims started chopping off our heads! . . .

Th3j35t3r’s 9/11 terror spree

In th3j35t3r’s constant struggle against Jihadists, he has grown increasingly similar to his most hated enemies. By committing several terror attacks on 9/11, he has become more like Al-Qaeda than ever before. But is it going too far to call th3j35t3r’s attacks terrorism? As a recent victim of an attack by th3j35t3r, Chronicle.SU is of the opinion that th3j35t3r is indeed a terrorist. He was quick to publish our personal details in the hopes that it would scare us into submission. By this action alone, th3j35t3r definitely fits the most basic definition for terrorism. . . .

Peter King To Rescue Fear-Gripped Midwest From Shariah Law

The only “serious” differences in fundie types are alterations in the underlying cartoon narrative of anthropology, familial histories, flying men and talking donkeys. . . .

Casio Watch Recall – All Owners Report DIRECTLY To Guantanamo Bay for Re-/Un-Americanization

Wearing a Casio watch makes you a fucking terrorist. . . .

Chronicle.SU a Tremendous Success

A story of domestic terrorism for the state, which we now control. . . .

PROTEST IN D.C.

Anti-war protest takes off in Washington, D.C. Live coverage right here at Elf Wax – just for the hell of it. . . .

Newest iPhone app makes terrorism simpler

iJihad has released a new app that makes downing an airliner a touch away. . . .