Sony plans to release CIA ‘Torture Report’ on Crackle for free

President Barack Obama encouraged Americans to consume a healthy dose of circus with each portion of bread.

Washington, D.C. — As US President Barack Hussein Obama renews some meaningless vow to close down the Guantanamo Bay Cab Driver Spa and Resort, Sony has doubled down their criticisms of the president by offering to release the CIA Torture Report, which contains graphics depictions of torture and rape, for free on Crackle, their in-house . . .