Was Twitter hacker a 1337 h4x0r?

Experts weigh in . . .

Brown Taken Down

Brown publicly accused Trout via Twitter of bonking his woman following an episode in which sources indicate Brown most likely abused a “dumbfounding” weight of life-ending narcotic drugs. . . .

Exam time

THIS IS HOW WE TAKE TESTS HERE

Twice, we will release spiders into the room. This means you still have 45 minutes to complete the exam, and fifteen minutes, respectively.

— Frank Mason (@TerribleAuthor) March 8, 2012

AIDS TEST

Internet addiction 'doubles teen self harm'

China has conducted a very unbiased survey of a small group of Communism-loving teenagers who find themselves victimized by the Internet. . . .

Eleven dead after release of new McDonald's "food product"

Micky D’s Darkest Day: McDonald’s claims thousands of lives every year using diabetes, malnutrition and obesity, but today was different. . . .