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Creepy crawlies in your Internet? It’s more likely than you think

Reader beware! There are creeps on the prowl, culminating in a Memorial Day festival of “remember me, you used to trust me? let’s talk” type of motherfuckers crawling out of the woodwork, and into your DMs. If someone comes up to you with friend requests and hi-how-are-yous, that’s nice, but be careful when talking to […]

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President Biden threatens attack on Chinese fentanyl factory

INTERNET — President Biden, beaming at Washington DC policymakers through dark Ray-Ban aviators, announced Sunday at a special brunch that his administration has found decisive proof hundreds of thousands of fentanyl overdoses in the US can be traced to a single pharmaceutical operation in China. “Their days are numbered,” Biden smiled, as he sipped on […]

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Leak reveals Tim Pool “scorned” after toothy trans affair in 2014

INTERNET — The Anonymous hacking collective announced “Operation Pool’s Closed,” Tuesday, calling on hacktivists around the world to shut down Tim Pool’s podcast after his wild political rants radicalized yet another mass shooter, leading to several more deaths. The fallout for Pool has been instant and devastating. Leaked messages from 2014 reveal Tim Pool’s desperate […]