michael jackson returns from the dead.

 

 having delved in to the depths of conspiracy nutjob websites.

i present .

Soon after Micheal’s death was reported they started doubting. Michael was remembered on CNN by his friend Dave Dave, a man whose face has been maimed in 1983 because he deliberately was set on fire by his father. Dave Dave told how Michael took care of him and was like a father to him. Mo and Souza were amazed by Dave Dave’s appearance on CNN: those gestures, that way of talking. “We fell off the couch, and yelled: That’s him!”. Micheal’s and Dave’s faces were simply to match by computer. Mo and Souza say say it is unbelievable that the full autopsy was released to the public, while the lawsuit against Jackson’s doctor yet has to begin. The meticulous description of the body does not match the body of Michael, they believe. There is no mentioning of the burns Jackson sustained during shooting a Pepsi commercial. No word on the cosmetic cleft in his chin, or the skin disease lupus.

Mo is definitely not a fan of Jackson, she stressed. “The real diehard fans don’t even notice what’s going on. They just write ‘Oh we miss you so much’ on the fan forums, that’s just how far they get. We started investigating because things just don’t add up.”

“The ambulance with which he was transported to the hospital made three attempts to exit the drive way backwards, that makes no sense, as Google Earth shows there’s a huge roundabout on the property. Why didn’t the ambulance speed up, and was there no alarm light nor a siren?”.

To Mo and Souza it’s clear: Michael’s disappearance is linked to other major events: World improver such  as Reverend King, President Kennedy and Princess Diana were removed, thsecret society of the Illuminati is about to hit, the Age of Aquarius is coming.

Kollumerland’s Mo keeps her identity a secret because threats were ventilated towards them. She knows that she’s laughed at, but it is less important. She is convinced that she will have the last laugh when Michael emerges. Please be patient.

MOICHAEL JACKSON HOAX CLUB INITIATES HUNT FOR LIVING CHILDTOUCH SUPERSTAR

WE’RE THE MICHAEL JACKSON DEAF HOX INVESTIGATERS AND WE GET SHIT DONE

if you have a michael jackson is still alive story waste no time in emailing to us here at the chronicle.su or just post it here or comment it thats quickest for real

we dont give a flip what you write but we can tell if your lying so BE HONEST

At the Chronicle.SovietUnion we care about your piravicay so make every effort to conceal it from us or else we hand it over to the authoritarians in charge of the website. big deal

MICHAEL JACKSON IS STILL ALIVE TOUCHING HEALTHY LIVING CHILDREN

~me

if you feel that michael jackson may have touched you, please reach out to a support group that handles that sort of thing because we do NOT provide therapy and will delete your requests for compassion and humanity. or you could just learn to live with how awesome it is that a pop superstar handled your little boy junk while the gettin was still good.

also we will touch you. i will personally make my way into your home and crawl into bed with you and your siblings and touch it all. every hairless inch.

there is no stopping the michael jackson death hoax instigators and it may come to that. you may find yourself desperately trying to stop us while others around you depend on you to make it stop. try as you might, we will succeed.

WE’RE THE MICHAEL JACKSON DEATH HOAX INGESTIGATORS AND WE MOFO GET SHIT DONE

dont be a tool of the illuminati. they might be watching; but we are videotaping.