How ugly sinners are ruining Heaven for Good Christian People

In Heaven, the people we love end up hurting us the most. Because God loves you! Heaven, once believed to be a land of endless smiles and permanent happiness, could be the final nightmarish conclusion to a life lived in clean Christian purity, according to a new study published by Dr. Angstrom H. Troubadour, who […]

FDA approves powerful new opioid for jazz musicians

Immediately following the government reopening, the FDA reportedly gave “emergency approval” to a powerful new opioid for jazz musicians whose deep souls are in deeper pain. The profound words on this page will have you crumbin’ for Dr. Troubadour’s new medicine for the soul, Miles fuckin Gravis, a totally bomb-ass way for you and your […]

Internet Chronicle under fire for controversial MAGAface coverage

The Internet Chronicle recently ran reports featuring MAGAface, the good old boy who got up in that Indian’s face at a pro-life rally. The heinous website posted images of Navajo elder Nathan Phillips, referring to him as a “pack leader,” and making false claims Phillips “aggressively” approached MAGAface. Readers aren’t happy Even Dr. Angstrom Troubadour, […]