X-37B Spaceplane met with cold distrust after 780-day mission away from actual responsibilities

WASHINGTON — The Air Force quickly put out a joint Sunday, after the Boeing X-37B spaceplane made an unexpected return in the middle of the night, to the Kennedy Space Center in Florida. The predawn landing woke the family dog, set off a smoke alarm, and confused two small children belonging to the spaceplane and […]

Lebal Drocer, Inc. defends autonomous riot control robots: “Our killbots were just following orders.”

UNPAID MESSAGE from LEBAL DROCER, INC. It has come to our attention the Automatic Crowd Dispersal Computers [ACDC Gen. 2] by Lebal Drocer, deployed throughout sensitive regions around the world, have malfunctioned, resulting in the unfortunate loss of privilege-enhanced human life. Our killbots were designed within very specific parameters, and were designed not to kill […]

Brave cat returns to rightful owner Julian Assange after incredible journey

LONDON–Immediately following an incredible journey of courage, adventure, and friendship, Embassy Cat returned to the arms of his one and only friend, a publisher who seemed down on his luck, and imprisoned like himself. The cat would often stare back at onlookers for long periods of time. This confused Embassy Cat, because he could not […]