How ugly sinners are ruining Heaven for Good Christian People

In Heaven, the people we love end up hurting us the most. Because God loves YOU! Heaven, once believed to be a land of endless smiles and permanent happiness, could be the final nightmarish conclusion to a life lived in clean Christian purity, according to a new study published by Dr. Angstrom H. Troubadour, who […]

Wow, we live in like, such an important time

Hear hear, fellow denizens! Political discussions, which have Very Important Consequences, must be taken as matters of life or death, friend or foe, Do or Die. YOU THINK THIS A FUCKIN’ GAME SON!? Be sure to personally identify yourself by a cause (any cause will do!), so that high-minded, abstract, sensitive disagreements are interpreted as […]