Congratulations on a bright future at Lebal Drocer, Inc!

Who’s a good little baby? That’s right, consumer: You are. Because you chose Lebal Drocer products to complete your material and immaterial selves, you have earned praise and reward. And gosh darn it, aren’t you pretty! Yes, you are. Hi, I’m hatesec. You might know me from the popular hatecast, Hate Radio, a slammin’ old […]

Myspace was always better than Facebook

INTERNET — Computers turned people from apes into apes that can view and interact with apes and their messages from anywhere in the world. People are now a multiplying, interconnected, knowledge-sharing cancer. We’re a computer virus in the planetary system. But remember myspace? Sure, after everyone went to Facebook, myspace was a sad, broken scene. […]