A MESSAGE FROM WALLY F WAINWRIGHT OF GREAT PLAINS, MONTANA

Corona doesn’t affect me, simp You don’t understand true pestilence, true oppression. You are just following the herd, as always. Sheeple The government is pushing to take over the world and force you into oppression. Meanwhile, I am free to do whatever I wish, because I do not believe in Corona. I am an atheist […]

Mass Shooters “at a loss” as Social Distancing deprives them of targets

INTERNET — As Americans struggle to pay rent and utilities with employers shutting down all non-essential businesses, would-be mass shooters in America are also struggling — to find targets, as well as a new meaning for their life. Bobby Newmark of Hartford, Connecticut told reporters, “I’m at a loss. My whole life was leading up […]

CORONA! A Simple Pandemic Plan from Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador

Many people have filled my inbox with general bullshit questions and they’re all panicked as hell about this Corona trash. But I’m chill because I’ve got it all down–I’m Dr. Troubador. I’ll tell you about my Simple Pandemic Plan. I’m your Quarantine Daddy. Firstly, and most shocking, I’ve discovered you can catch Corona through the […]