Iraqi High Tribunal charges Joe Biden with Corruption

INTERNET — Secretary of the Deep State Rudy Giuliani held a joint press conference with Iraqi President Barham Salih at the American Embassy in Iraq, Sunday morning, announcing that the Iraqi High Tribunal has opened an investigation into Joe Biden for corruption and filed formal charges. Secretary Giuliani said, “We will make sure the Iraqi […]

Village drunk enters wrong apartment

Richmond, Va. — Local dumbass Darby Sutton walked through the wrong apartment door as he tried to get home to his third floor apartment Saturday night, after an evening spent drinking heavily with strange friends his girlfriend does not approve of. Upon entering his apartment building’s main front door, Mr. Sutton proceeded to ascend just […]

Cave Spring High School adds “maternity ward” to encourage teen moms

Roanoke, Va. — The county school district has installed a controversial new wing of the Cave Spring High School medical facility to include a “maternity ward” outfitted with beds, nurses, and counseling services to accommodate Virginia’s awesome teen pregnancy rates. A bunch of forward-thinking, rational people questioned whether a maternity ward in a high school […]