Oxford research team: Satoshi Nakamoto is “most likely Alien”

INTERNET — Friday, an Oxford Computer Science research team led by Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador declared that Satoshi Nakamoto, the founder of Bitcoin, is most likely a pseudonym used by a hostile alien species, perhaps from another planet. Dr. Troubador’s team originally set out to research new internet filters that could weed out spammers who […]

MUELLER INDICTS OBAMA, CLINTON FOR HIGH TREASON

INTERNET — As a vicious thunderstorm pelted Washington DC with softball sized hail Tuesday, Robert Mueller’s office filed High Treason charges against Barack Hussein Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton for fabricating the fake news “collusion” scandal and undermining the United States Government. The nation anticipates announcement from Fox News for the date of the public […]

New Investigation Reveals President Trump is “Sex Slave to Russian and Chinese Billionaires”

INTERNET — New allegations from Christopher Steele reveal Donald Trump has been a victim of human trafficking and sex slavery for over three decades. This shocking, exclusive story came to light only after Internet Chronicle reporters investigated Ms. Yang’s Rubdown Palace at Mar-A-Lago and found records that Chinese executives were not only paying for “access” […]