Lebal Drocer, Inc. defends autonomous riot control robots: “Our killbots were just following orders.”

UNPAID MESSAGE from LEBAL DROCER, INC. It has come to our attention the Automatic Crowd Dispersal Computers [ACDC Gen. 2] by Lebal Drocer, deployed throughout sensitive regions around the world, have malfunctioned, resulting in the unfortunate loss of privilege-enhanced human life. Our killbots were designed within very specific parameters, and were designed not to kill […]

President Trump: “Hillary Server” was used to hide communications with Epstein

INTERNET — In an exclusive tip, Internet Chronicle reporters learned that the Anonymous whistleblower at the heart of the President Trump’s latest scandal is none other than “QAnonymous,” an intelligence agent with the highest levels of security clearance. The Anonymous tipster, who claimed to be a personal friend of ‘Q’, also told Internet Chronicle reporters […]

Zelenskiy: Ukraine Thankful for Javelin Missiles, but War on Biden requires Bunker Busters

President fans, cowering in their refugee-like encampment at Mar-A-Lago, celebrated as Trump announced there will be no Hamberders today, not even a cup of Covfefe. His tired vocal strains echoed through the Florida heat, “The dems have served over 1,000 nothingberders, so that’s what Patriots will eat today.” The cheers from fans lacked all enthusiasm, […]