FOIA documents: “President Trump has not defecated in three years” – requires daily surgery!

INTERNET — Sunday, the White House responded to a FOIA request initiated by investigative journalist Mike Cernovich, revealing proof for one of the strangest rumors about President Trump’s health. These documents showed beyond any doubt that Donald Trump has not defecated for three years, but rather has had his feces removed in a bizarre surgical […]

Oxford research team: Satoshi Nakamoto is “most likely Alien”

INTERNET — Friday, an Oxford Computer Science research team led by Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador declared that Satoshi Nakamoto, the founder of Bitcoin, is most likely a pseudonym used by a hostile alien species, perhaps from another planet. Dr. Troubador’s team originally set out to research new internet filters that could weed out spammers who […]