Qanon Dead at Clinton Pizza Party #TheStormHasSettled

INTERNET — Hillary Clinton’s famous bodyguard and Q-Clearance Intelligence Agent “Q Anon”, known for leaking secret information, or “crumbs,” to an audience of millions of devotees, died Friday following a fatal priapism in Washington DC. ‘Q’, as his fans know him, suddenly lost consciousness when his penis ruptured from a prolonged erection while standing guard […]

Rapper XXXTentacion found ALIVE after faking his own death to promote latest album ‘No Pulse’

MIAMI, Fla. — New documents suggest depression-rapper XXXTentacion is alive and well after a mass media freakout blew a promotional stunt out of proportion this week. The 20-year-old raper, whose real name is Jahseh Onfroy, was thought to have been gunned down in a Florida robbery. Authorities said Onfroy was leaving a vape shop shortly […]

David Cross dead at 53

ATLANTA – Fans mourn the tragic, untimely demise of David Cross, beloved comedian and creator of Todd Margaret, Mr. Show, and Alvin and the Chipmunks. Cross passed away from toxic shock after his vas deferens blew out, poisoning his bloodstream with a deadly mixture of semen proteins. Bangstrum Trodman of Lebal Drocer Pharmacological Treatment and […]