Doris Day, the legendary singer and actress who recorded Gangsta’s Paradise, died at 1 a.m. Monday at her home in California… or did she? No, she did. Doris Day is dead. Celebrity experts say she was 97 years old when she died, and a lot of people are mourning. People are in mourning. They’re supposed […]
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Qanon Dead at Clinton Pizza Party #TheStormHasSettled
INTERNET — Hillary Clinton’s famous bodyguard and Q-Clearance Intelligence Agent “Q Anon”, known for leaking secret information, or “crumbs,” to an audience of millions of devotees, died Friday following a fatal priapism in Washington DC. ‘Q’, as his fans know him, suddenly lost consciousness when his penis ruptured from a prolonged erection while standing guard […]
Rapper XXXTentacion found ALIVE after faking his own death to promote latest album ‘No Pulse’
MIAMI, Fla. — New documents suggest depression-rapper XXXTentacion is alive and well after a mass media freakout blew a promotional stunt out of proportion this week. The 20-year-old raper, whose real name is Jahseh Onfroy, was thought to have been gunned down in a Florida robbery. Authorities said Onfroy was leaving a vape shop shortly […]