“FEMA DEATH CAMPS ACTIVE” – ESCAPEE’S TERRIFYING STORY!

It was 3:45 a.m. when the first alarms sounded at Camp Liberty, situated just beyond the horizon, where a majestic new border wall is planned for construction. Spotlights flood into the valley, as motion detectors pick up unlikely movement through the brush. The lights catch the bewildered expression of a man, covered in dirt, as […]

Qanon Dead at Clinton Pizza Party #TheStormHasSettled

INTERNET — Hillary Clinton’s famous bodyguard and Q-Clearance Intelligence Agent “Q Anon”, known for leaking secret information, or “crumbs,” to an audience of millions of devotees, died Friday following a fatal priapism in Washington DC. ‘Q’, as his fans know him, suddenly lost consciousness when his penis ruptured from a prolonged erection while standing guard […]

Papa John’s Pizza announces Watermelon Pizza

INTERNET – Wednesday, Papa John Snader of Papa John’s Pizza unveiled a new watermelon and fried chicken pizza set to hit pizza joints around the nation next month. This comes after neo-nazi groups celebrated Papa John’s pizza franchising as the “official pizza of white supremacy.” Appearing before cameras, Papa John told reporters, “There are good folks […]