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Breaking News! Beefrave returns to Chronicle, it’s like the Berlin Wall!

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Today, Beefrave returned to the Chronicle with a veiled apology for deleting our entire fucking database.

We were all over that shit, and we have been for years. When you’re THIS important, you have to plan for everything.

That’s right, the Jester’s on our case and our Illuminati Insider went rogue, and we had to PLAN FOR SELF DEFENSE.

Now that we are masters of Escrima and Wing Chun, we are confident enough to let Beefrave back.

Welcome back, Beefrave.

It’s great to be back we got Corbo Tendo on the line wet wet all night all day chimp chump love ’em kiss ’em butts 2 butts!

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occupy wall street anons reach out to find one of their own.

today the chronicle was contacted by….. none other than those wall street occupy guys. “occupywallstreetanon”
and guess what? again, they need our help. it seems a member of their flock a one Stevie Bates, 19 f has gone missing the mother of the 19 yr old has stated she has no leads and is waiting for port authority to let her know if stevie did in fact get on train plane boat or w/e so If you have seen Stevie Bates, please call 646-345-3410. Allegedly last seen in Union Sq over the wknd. Not confirmed
this story is developing.

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Trolling

beefravesTACos and shit AKA “things i find on the internet. “

ok folks ill start earning my paychecks now. and . doin it doin it doin it well .
so the things i find i will post. and you WILL ENJOY THEM . i will satisfy you I WILL  you fucking shitheads can also find things and post them here. WE WANT YOU TO  . ENJOY .

THIS SHIT.

BITCHES.

 

beefrave tries aafink corbotendo tacobell doritos nacho shell

 

 

 

oh yeah . this is the most important part .http://www.blogtalkradio.com/radio-hate  <<<<12:00 Or 00:00 then  1230 am every day this http://www.blogtalkradio.com/beefrave

 

WE DO IT RIGHT SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO

dont be a bitch . be a dude. be there get famous. or something…. we have no idea. we just do it. space period space space .     . fuck it . do it luv m kiss em . feat corbo tendo president of the internet and also us your loving news guys and magic makers. ol brutuS     TB  <wash news man sex man >> then myself? and @kilgore and then wet dicks hot wet dicks with sand on em like someone dropped a hot dog on the ground but you ate it anyway. :) gotcha fooled ya tricked ya. “he had no idea” he felt exploited” LOLOLOLOLOLOL  oh yeah and we lost an intern this week we will call him “randy martin” pretty sad shit. we will miss him . sad sad sad sad . he is gone but not forgotten

dats what we do its what we are. u must bow down. . . . .