Paula Deen commits suicide at 66

After a recent apology for racism, Paula Deen lost her Food Network contract and has now committed suicide.
After a recent apology for racism, Paula Deen lost her Food Network contract and has now committed suicide.

SAVANNAH, Ga. — Fans mourn the loss of Paula Deen, aged 66, who was found dead Tuesday morning after suffering a ruptured stomach. A suicide note was found by family members, which outlined her intention to eat herself to death and also contained many instances of the epithet “nigger-lovers.” This comes on the heels of a damning lawsuit which accused Deen of hiring an all-black staff for a “Southern-Style Wedding” and repeatedly using racial epithets. As a result of her honest apology, Deen was fired from Food Network.

Police say Deen ate “hundreds” of her own pre-packaged desserts which are sold at Wal-Mart and feature her face on the labeling. Investigators said, “We aren’t sure whether or not Deen suffered from a fatal stroke related to her Diabetes before or after her stomach burst. Coroners have said it’s possible that she first died from eating too much sugar, and then suffered the stomach rupture post mortem.”

54 Replies to “Paula Deen commits suicide at 66”

    1. Don’t be ignorant by trying to be smart. That’s like saying why do white people think they’re the dominate race when they are not?

  1. This is so sad! I do not know of anyone who hasn’t made a mistake in their lives, be it calling others outside of their names or by some other way. The problem in our country is that we never want to accept a heart-felt apology and turn the other cheek.

    We will always throw past mistakes up in the face of the perceived culprit. But in reality the majority of the time people just like to see other people suffer.

    Thank the Lord Paula is still alive and well and this erroneous report is just another attempt to cause pain. I hope that whomever dreamed up this nonsense gets a small taste of what he is putting other folks and their loved ones thruogh.

  2. With 5 minutes searching on google, you would know this to be false. No way would an off-beat news source like “Chronicle” have this information posted before CNN, Huffington, Associated Press, etc. This is the only story posted on the internet that I can find in regards to Paula’s supposed suicide…. And that would tend to lead me to the conclusion that this is a nasty rumor, or a bit of miss-information.

    Also, say what you will… But Paula grew up in a time different than ours. She was exposed to the word “nigger” constantly, and probably used it constantly in reference to African Americans as a child- without a second thought.

    Aside from this latest PR disaster, Paula has always been classy, warm, and a good example of Southern hospitality. I SERIOUSLY doubt that IF she decided to kill herself, she would do it with her own snackie-cakes.

  3. U shouldn’t be able to post someone’s dead when they are not!! It is awful and in bad taste!!!! I dnt get her cook books never did, but who really cares what she said she could call me a white cracker or white trash I wouldn’t care it’s just words… If she is prejudice maybe it was how she was raised cause she is very old… Some old people u can not change even if the world has!!! She should of just keep her mouth shut about that…

  4. this is in poor taste and poor form to falsify information like this on the internet about a person who is already having to answer for their mistakes. You aren’t any better than she is.. and for you to ridicule someone for their wrongs and mistakes, this makes you look just as bad, and actually worse. Unacceptable, and bad form.

  5. I still don’t understand why people try to compare one racist remark to another. Unless your race has been hung, torn apart by dogs, hose down by water, have been disrespected on a level that is inhumane, because of the color of your skin! Than it would be extremely hard for you to take offence to it. Now, what this lady has done on her show is nothing racist, stereotypical? Probably, but a racist act? I don’t think so. Don’t take something small and make it into something big. It will just make you look ignorant.

  6. to who ever wrote that it’s funny “you are fucked up “death is not funny it is a time of greaving of missing the loved one you lost.

  7. This is a liar!!! People, nobody publish this important notice. You guys from this newspaper, suckssssssssss for this horrible joke about this women.,

  8. Leave This Woman Alone, She Is Being Harassed For Saying What The Mass Of The Black Community Says On A Day To Day Basis. And What Im Sure The Majority Of The White Community Have Said At One Point Or Another. You Don’t Hear White People Complaining About Being Called Crackers. And News Flash, White People Were Slaves At One Point As Well. The Only People You Hear Making Big Deals About Things Like This Are African Americans. The Jewish People Went Under Much Much Worse Oppression And How Fluently Do You Hear Of Them Doing Things Like This. Stop Hating One Another And Start Loving.

  9. I am Vince’s hard-on. The present — a wonder — to me is connected fluently. You got from Kills to Real without parasitical indifference. You take this to a scandal and owny America hand-boils oinking Washwallers, the failingest of friends.

  10. Let it go, she said she was sorry what more do you want…I guess to take her own life is the only way she can say she is really sorry…Though out our life we all say things we don’t mean..It’s a shame to lose a very nice person…

  11. People talk so much trash on this woman! I love her to death! She was the ONLY reason I watched The Food Channel. I didn’t renew to the magazine. It’s all a bunch of BS! Give the woman a break! She’s not dead. It was her nephew. Don’t believe everything you read. Including this. But I’m backing Paula!!

    1. Can’t imagine that folks are so insane!!!!Don’t they have anything better to do than fabricate lies in the hope of fooling Paula’s following??

  12. IT IS JUST SO SAD AND PATHETIC HOW EVERYONE REACTED TO SOMETHING PAULA DEEN SAID OVER 30 FUCKING YEARS AGO, WHEN AT THE SAME TIME DONALD TRUMP SAYS AND DOES SOMETHING MORE FUCKED UP EVERY THIRTY SECONDS, YET ONE IS NOW THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND THE LESS OFFENSIVE ONE IS THE BUTT OF ALL PATHETIC JOKES!!! I guess some fellas are lucky and some are NOT but it’s Just so Unfair the TRUMP is the Leader of the Free World and everyone saw Paula Deen as the Piece of shit and NOT Donald “Jackass” Scump!!!

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