Amanda Bynes to star in porn movie with Ron Jeremy

HOLLYWOOD — Anonymous sources in the Porn Industry have revealed plans for a porn movie starring Amanda Bynes and Ron Jeremy, based off of her hit Nickelodeon kids’ show, The Amanda Show. Sources say Peter North is directing “The Amanda Peep Show,” in which Amanda Bynes will act out several skits from her Nickelodeon career while being nailed by Ron Jeremy.

Parts of the script, leaked by the Anonymous source, describe Bynes double-inserting a beer bottle and bong in various scenes. Howard Stern has been cast in a cameo role in which he will acoustically excite Bynes to the final orgasm as both director Peter North and co-star Ron Jeremy secure the money shot.