Edward Snowden and twelve others were found dead after a blast at the Marriott Hotel in Hong Kong.
HONG KONG — Officials in Hong Kong are scrambling to identify the wreckage at the JW Marriott hotel after an explosion killed twelve and injured thirty, including a body which was identified as NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden. Eyewitnesses reported a small, buzzing aircraft flew in over the harbor and fired a missile into the Marriott’s tenth story, which left a large crater on the side of the building and started a fire which was quickly extinguished.
The White House refused to comment, saying only that the use of deadly force on terrorists in foreign soil is classified out of concern for national security. Hong Kong’s government has failed to identify missile debris which will identify the perpetrator, but issued a statement condemning the attack.
Wikipedia was allowed entrance into the sacred Muslim grounds of the Hagia Sophia, known in some circles as the World Trade Center of the Middle Ages.
Muslim armies pillaged, looted, and conquered their way into the edges of Europe. Muezzins cried from Minarets which towered over the Hagia Sophia, and there was no Christian soul who did not fear.
Tinpot Dictators in phony democracies across the middle east were falling to popular Islamic revolutions. The new governments would no longer suffer capitalist exploitation, and as the twin towers fell, there was no Christian soul who did not fear.
Everywhere in Europe, Christians declared they had no fear of Muslims, even though the very heart of Christendom had been captured. Muslims were fearlessly driven out of Spain, but the terrified continue to thrash about, even when all danger has passed. Newly converted Jews were made to confess of backsliding. Esoteric rural religions, traditions descended of the stone age, were associated with Satan and demonized. It was believed they gathered each year somewhere in Spain, covering the thousands of miles that separated their communities by riding through the sky on demons. Many pockets of such ancient cultures were completely eradicated at this time.
Everywhere in America, citizens let it be known they would not let the terrorists win. They would not be afraid because terror could be the only goal of terrorists. America declared it was not afraid, despite the fact that the epicenter of Capitalism had fallen, and several years of economic depression had ensued. The Taliban was fearlessly driven out of Afghanistan, and Al-Qaeda was all but destroyed within a decade. The terrified continue to thrash about, when all danger has passed. The public quickly decided Iraqi chemical weapons were intolerable and very soon Iraq was liberated and made into a cooperative democracy. This was, of course, just coincidentally incredibly lucrative for big American businesses. The long tradition of dissent in American politics birthed a new kind of popular activism at this time, and many computer nerds applied their skills to unearth the grim truths that Terror hath wrought.
“I did what I did and ultimately history will judge.” – George W. Bush
Plato said that a city driven by luxuries was fevered, and in a state of Eternal War the entire planet is overrun by Jungles as Carbon Dioxide and Global Warming alter the climate and lead to mass-famines in every city except on small islands. Repeated Nuclear Detonations release just enough ash to partially cancel the global warming, ironically becoming the only reason life on Earth can possibly survive.
FROM WITHIN PRISM’S PANOTPIC GAZE — The Empire Has No Clothes, and the Revolution draws ever nearer, just as me and all my friends on Twitter have always agreed. It’s so close I can taste it.
As the Panopticon’s Black Iron Prison encloses the planet Earth from a panoply of hateful Imperial powers — America, China, and every tinpot dictator in each patsy state on the planet, We, The People of the Internet have been busy plotting the perfect and most intellectual plans for the New World Order, which also happens to be the thing conspiracy theorists like me fear most. I’ve done tremendous research on this problem, and have logged untold thousands of hours on many different versions of Sid Meyer’s Civilization series.
The New World Order is a horror, of course, unless you happen to believe in Reparations for all Blacks in America, Gay Marriage, Legal Marijuana, Maximum Salaries, and Maximum Work Weeks. You want some hope? I’ll throw that in, but you’ve got to send me bitcoins.
That’s right! No one in America (Or our patsy semi-colonies!) will EVER work more than 20 hours a week. It’s a bitch when all these RedBoxes, McBoxes, and Combine Harvesters take the jobs of all our illegal immigrants and we have to start paying for their healthcare. But not anymore! No, No! We will have enough jobs even for the freeloaders and the tramps, and people will still be able to become unbelievably filthy fucking rich with a maximum yearly income of 5 million dollars. Sure, some people might say I want to unfairly tax the everliving shit out of those who bring in billions, but I don’t see it that way. They made it all on your dime! Think about it, we’ve been investing tax money into computers and robots for a hundred years in order to fight for freedom and defeat the Nazi Scum. We SHOULD be living in a Techno Utopia with Robots doing Everything! To HELL with Nazi-sympathizing billionaires who think that THEY should get ALL profit off of The Only God Damned GOOD war we’ve fought in a long time. We’re gonna invest it in robots, motherfucker! If you Vote for ME as president of the New World Order, which will surely follow the oncoming Revolution (I believe it was instigated by the Chinese! They’ve taken Snowden into their grips, and I’m afraid it’s too late for Obama. (We can’t fall into the grips of China. Trust me, I would prefer Prism to the Great FireWall ANY DAY.))
