Anonymous denies Anonymous exists

Today, Anonymous denied doing everything ever. AnonOps has split into factions that are hell-bent on publishing the largest body of lies and personal documents in the history of the world. Meanwhile, the FBI is closing in on everybody who ever used the name Anonymous. Anonymous has since denied that Anonymous even exists. Now that every single Anon has been doxed, there is no longer an Anonymous Anon. Therefore, Anonymous no longer exists, and perhaps never did. Also, all the dox are fake.

Anonymous still maintains that it is morally above data theft and would never condone the attack on Sony. While there is plenty of evidence that implicates Anonymous, this theory is not consistent with the upright reputation for civil disobedience that Anonymous is rightly known for.

There is an army of sockpuppets built to leaked HBGary specifications being used by both sides of the Great Anon Schism. The metalgear is continuously downboating all Chronicle.SU articles and posting lies just for the fun. Anonymous has denied that Chronicle.SU is teh lulz, a final denial that will implode Anonymous into a black hole of self-denying non-existence.

“We never let a bunch of criminals, scammers, and liars take over positions of power and organize Anonymous into some phony IRC where everyone rats eachother out!” – Barrett Brown

 

 

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15 comments to Anonymous denies Anonymous exists

  • please,please nigger please,after all the toms, dicks, barrets and billys r gone, there is still the ghost of lenny bruce haunting me, imploring me: take no prisoners!

  • JUDAS

    BARRET BROWN SHOULD LEARN TO CLOSE HIS MOUTH BETWEEN SENTENCES,HE’S CATCHING FLIES. BARRET SHOULD BE ARRESTED AND IMPRISONED FOR HIS ACTIONS DURING THE HB GARY FIASCO. BARRET IS NOT ONLY A HALF WITTED REPORTER, HE IS ALSO ONE OF THE BIGGEST SUPPORTERS OF CYBER TERRORISM IN THE WORLD. THE AQUIRED FILES OF HB GARY WERE TAKEN UNLAWFULLY AND SHOULD BE TREATED LIKE A CRIMINAL CASE. BARRET I HOPE YOU ARE TRIED BY A JURY OF YOUR PEERS AND FOUND TO BE A DOUCHE BAG. AND AS ONE OF THE PEOPLE TO HAVE THEIR DOX DROPPED LET ME TELL YOU THEY ARE NOT ALL FAKE.

  • even trolled u

    To karl.brautigam@fox.com, press@anonnews.org, info@ap.org, a246027@klzlk.com

    I am one of the original members of the way of life known only as Anonymous.
    Ryan Cleary & the online hacker “civil war” as you may is, get this, are you ready? I hope so.
    Ryan Cleary and the clusterbomb frakkin everything up with AnonOPs is nothing more than an OP unto itself.
    It would appear as if a rouge member of Anonops has taken control over their networks and released personal information about these members and who they might be.
    I have 2 big points to make.
    Number 1)
    All of the IP addresses released as of late are not real and they only there to appear real enough by using old proxy lists to allow the masses to feel as if a rouge member of Anonops has taken control over their networks. Look into them. They will lead you to some old widows home or some clueless suburbanite who has never even heard the term Anon before.
    Tldr? The hackers info is NOT real nor will it amount to anything. This is nothing more than a well crafted distraction.

    Number 2) the BIG one
    Ryan Cleary is a trusted organizer as this being his think child will prove when it has been seen through.
    He is performing an all member, agreed upon operation to make it seem as if Anonymous itself is under the same boat as is Sony. “We are Both unsafe what do we do now?”
    To what end you might say?
    The speculations are endless, and while I know the ends of the means on this scenario, it would spoil the fun out of the surprise we have for Sony.

    Things you need to know and write about
    Ryan Cleary is not a bad guy to us other Anon’s
    In fact he is an hero of the movement.
    You may write about this all you want because at this point this part of the operation is in the past. No matter how much you write or speculate upon, Sony will not know what is coming to them, and it is coming soon.

  • UPPERCASE ANONYMOUS

    MOAR INGLIP !! P;LZ :D

  • notin frum dhs 2day? i wanna c my moneyz @ work!

  • Ryan'sMom

    It just a ride people…..so fasten your seat belt, and prepare for a head-on collision……haha…..brb FBLing or something like that…..liek Kyla, Ryan is just another meme generated for collateral damage *makes sammiches and popcorn for teh double feature.

  • Anonymous

    You fucking idiots lmao
    That video is so stupid.
    We only get lulz from your shit attempts at trolling and taking us out.

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