Hi, I’m Mitt Romney.
Chances are, you voted for me in the 2012 elections and for that, I thank you from the bottom of my cold black heart. Really, I mean it. We didn’t lose that election, by the way. It was stolen. But that’s not what I want to talk to you about today.
This is a message to all American citizens
even the gay ones, because you’re people too
Our government is hunting its political opponents and using the NSA to Hoover stuff up about us and publish it online.
During the 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City, the FBI and NSA teamed up with Qwest Communications International, Inc. – a Lebal Drocer subsidiary – to intercept my emails for about six months during the event. They monitored the content of all email and text messages in the Salt Lake City area.
That includes me.
I’m Mitt Romney, I should have won the election, and that faggot Bradley Manning got what he deserved. It’s because of people like him that we can’t have freedom.
It’s because of Fagley Manning that I lose the election. Now they’re gonna spy superhard on all the rest of you.
And you know what? I’m glad.
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