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Mitt Romney says Bradley Manning got what he deserved

Hi, I’m Mitt Romney.

Chances are, you voted for me in the 2012 elections and for that, I thank you from the bottom of my cold black heart. Really, I mean it. We didn’t lose that election, by the way. It was stolen. But that’s not what I want to talk to you about today.

This is a message to all American citizens

even the gay ones, because you’re people too

Our government is hunting its political opponents and using the NSA to Hoover stuff up about us and publish it online.

Wow
Wow, Mitt Romney.

During the 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City, the FBI and NSA teamed up with Qwest Communications International, Inc. – a Lebal Drocer subsidiary – to intercept my emails for about six months during the event. They monitored the content of all email and text messages in the Salt Lake City area.

That includes me.

I’m Mitt Romney, I should have won the election, and that faggot Bradley Manning got what he deserved. It’s because of people like him that we can’t have freedom.

It’s because of Fagley Manning that I lose the election. Now they’re gonna spy superhard on all the rest of you.

And you know what? I’m glad.

I'm Mitt Romney, and I approve this message.

Mitt Romney is owned and operated by Lebal Drocer, Inc.

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Mitt Romney Draws Cute Picture of Islam Prophet Muhammed

Mitt Romney Draws Cute Picture of Islam Prophet Muhammad
Using sharpie and posterboard, Mitt Romney discovered a new way to shit on Obama supporters.

“Google is the largest purveyor in existence of sacrosanct images depicting Prophet Muhammad,” Romney said. “And nobody bombs them. But maybe they should.”

And it was the most well spoken thing Romney ever said.

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CAPITALISM TO ENSLAVE MANKIND BY 2012

NO PHILOLSOPHIES NO GOLD NO MONEY NO WAGES, JUST SLAVERY

DOW JONES UP 12 POINTS FOLLOWING COLLAPSE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN! “GIVE ME SLAVERY, AND/OR GIVE ME DEATH.”

JUST LIKE YOU ASKED FOR, JUST THE WAY YOU WANT IT – THE BEGINNING OF HUMAN ENSLAVEMENT IS BROUGHT TO YOU PROUDLY BY LEBAL DROCER, INCORPORATED

REDEFINING WHAT IT MEANS TO BE “AMERICAN-OWNED”

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 a god perhaps?

when,

IN ACTUALITY,

IT IS MY HAND

 

THE HAND OF CRONY CAPITALISM

President Mitt Romney attacked his family on live television Sunday during afternoon prayer

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