“Inspired by Occupy, Banksy Plans to Get Arrested,” says inside source

NEW YORK — A member of Banksy’s studio crew in New York spoke with the Internet Chronicle, leaking details of Banksy’s grand finale to his industrialized art blitz in New York City. 

Inspired by Occupy Wall Street protesters who blocked the Brooklyn Bridge for several hours, Banksy plans to be arrested in a stunt which will reveal his identity to the public. Banksy has hired several brightly-colored vans which will spell out “TERRRORISTS” and “OCCUPY” in Banksy’s signature font. These vans are being equipped to bury gigantic steel wedges into the pavement as we speak. These vans may be capable of stopping most New York bridge and tunnel traffic for weeks.