Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu Dead at 65

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu passed away suddenly, Sunday evening

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu passed away suddenly, Sunday evening

REVELATIONS — Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israel, died suddenly Sunday evening after suffering a heart attack in his home. He was 65 years old and will be deeply missed by prominent bankers and comedians. His entire estate of over twenty million dollars was disbursed to the Anti-Defamation League and will go towards building a holocaust theme park in the heart of Tel Aviv.

 
Netanyahu’s fabulous wealth will also go towards demolishing the Muslim holy site at the Dome of the Rock and aid in the rebuilding of the most holy Jewish temple, from which God’s prayers are thousands of times more effective than any other place in the universe. This move will usher in the biblical endtimes by securing Israel’s final lock on global power, and experts in all three Abrahamic religions believe that a new messiah and possibly anti-messiah will appear at any moment and possibly destabilize even the gold market.

3 comments to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu Dead at 65

  • Adolf Hitler

    Welcome to hell faggot.

    • Ian Watkins

      WHO ARE YOU CALLING A ARSEHOLE ADOLF WHEN EVERYONE KNOWS YOU HAVE AND ARE THE BIGGEST ARSEHOLE OF THE HUMAN RACE. HELL YOU EVEN MAKE ME AND MY PEDO CLUB BUDDIES LOOK LIKE SAINTS. HOPE SATAN ISNT BEING TO ROUGH ON YOUR ARSEHOLE DOWN THERE. MEGALOLZ.

  • Ian Watkins

    I would Chloe if i wasnt banged up in Long Lartin. Do you do in house visits for me and my pervy jailbird pals. Your not really Jo trying to entrap me again are you ?

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