Leaker unveils Satanists behind #OpDeathEaters

Pictured here is the Satanic God of Discord, Eris. #OpDeathEatres promises freedom, but its end goal is Global Satanism and Endless War.

Pictured here is the Satanic God of Discord, Eris. #OpDeathEatres promises freedom, but its end goal is Global Satanism and Endless War.

INTERNET — Tuesday, Internet Chronicle received a startling leak proving beyond a doubt that the Anonymous-branded #OpDeathEaters, which on its surface promises to initiate a “victim-led” inquiry into pedophile networks at the top of governments, is itself headed by a Satanic cult which idolizes the pagan god of discord, Eris. Eris is known for causing a great war just to satisfy her narcissism.

#OpDeathEaters has only let a few hints of its Satanic core slip out to the public, utilizing an infantilized anime representation of Eris in its propaganda messages. More revealing, #OpDeathEaters continues to suppress any investigations into satanism, both protecting itself and its satanist allies in high office.

The Anonymous leaker told us, “It became clear . . . after some time that [Operation Death Eaters] did not care about its own stated goals. The inquiries were a bunch of hot air, and really they are just there to profit off of average peoples darkest fears. It’s not Anonymous. They’re manipulative Satanists, and the world has to know.”

The leaker’s incontrovertible documents reveal that Heather Marsh is using the popular distrust of both governments and pedophiles as a cynical exploit to further increase the influence of Satanism. Marsh was quoted saying to the leaker over an encrypted chat channel, “There will never be a victim-led inquiry and only a complete retard would buy that, but luckily, the idiots are in huge supply :D”

Those few who have confronted Marsh and her authoritarian rise to power have seen responses from #OpDeathEaters which further confirmed the critiques. #OpDeathEaters responded to accusations of gross populism by calling their critics both “attention seekers” and mocking them for their lack of popular influence. While never directly addressing very direct critics, adherents accused their critics of cowardice for using indirect communication, also known as subtweeting. As they flap their jaws endlessly, popularizing their inane and badly-wrought Satanic theories, their comparatively reticent critics are lambasted for running their mouths or distracting from the action of the non-existent inquiries.

Clearly, the Satanic idea that words can exercise magick influence is openly flouted by adherents of #OpDeathEaters, even as their pitiful attempts to rebuff critiques by throwing them back at the critics fail miserably. After all, #OpDeathEaters is named after a group of witches from the Harry Potter books, and Heather Marsh is a self-described witch. Thanks to the Anonymous leaker, people can now see that Satanism and even witchcraft is the central motivating force behind this deceptive and evil campaign.

China unveils cutting edge Dongzhen interceptor — American generals terrified

China revealed a secret fighter jet that completely outclasses anything possessed by the West

China revealed a secret fighter jet that completely outclasses anything possessed by the West

BEIJING — The Chinese air force shocked the global community after it revealed the Dongzhen, a futuristic thorium-powered fighter that boasts capabilities which allow it to intercept and destroy nuclear missiles. The Dongzhen’s thorium engines can operate for weeks and in the vacuum of space, as well as providing the massive thrust needed to intercept ballistic missiles.

To serve its primary role as what the Chinese call the “nuclear great wall” the Dongzhen is operated remotely, patrolling China’s borders for up to twenty days before it lands for a refueling. However, the Dongzhen still features a cockpit and can serve a secondary role as an air superiority dog fighter.

Although many of the Dongzhen’s capabilities are still top secret, officials stated that it had a full complement of cyberweapons as well as other possible offensive capabilities.

Americans reported loud booms this December as the Dongzhen flew over the United States in a display of force. U.S. Air Force Gen. Tom McInerney  slammed the Obama administration for keeping the flights under wraps, saying, “The US is no longer a super power, and American citizens have Obama to thank. I am personally shocked and terrified.”

Is Heather Marsh a Pedophile?

Heather Marsh is a Canadian blogger and organizer who is rapidly gaining influence, most notably as coordinator and spokesperson for Operation Death Eaters, an Anonymous-themed campaign that seeks to perpetuate a viewpoint which specifically views government officials as pedophiles.

Heather Marsh is a Canadian blogger and organizer who is rapidly gaining influence, most notably as coordinator and spokesperson for Operation Death Eaters, an Anonymous-themed campaign that seeks to perpetuate a viewpoint which specifically views government officials as pedophiles.

“Who controls the words controls your thoughts” ~ Heather Marsh

Marsh’s blog, GeorgieBC, is not substantive reading. Most of the posts can be reduced to one sentence that is badly supported by the sweeping gestures that are passed off as evidence in the post’s body. Add to that the tone of absolute certainty and a grandiose scope, and you have your average internet blog. What makes Marsh so influential are the usual and boring typical attributes that go into a paranoid, populist style.

Marsh’s pedophile-fixated viewpoints are outlined briefly in both a glossary and a dictionary published on her blog. The pedophile-obssessed New Orwellian Dictionary’s subtitle reads: “Who controls the words controls your thoughts,” and it is very short, cynical, and blandly satiric guide for how to read the news.

The glossary, on the other hand, is more of an informal style guide that is deployed by the most popular Anonymous accounts. Marsh’s great innovation from the dictionary is the word “Paedosadist,” which successfully leverages a lesson in etymology to further demonize pedophilia.

The glossary is prefaced with a short piece that is at odds with the introduction to the dictionary, invoking and denying authority and meaning in a swirl of words: definition, definition, definition, definition, -ition-ition-ition-ition while a lightly interspersed voice whispers: “Stigmergy is heaven, Stigmergy is bliss.” I recalled the cant of Osho’s hypnotic lecture-chants on Sufism, which was not unpleasant.

The following is a glossary of what I personally mean when I say these words. I realize there are many different definitions for most of them and this is not an attempt to impose my definitions as the correct ones or an invitation to debate the definitions, this is only the definition that applies to anything I say or write. As language is meant to be a shortcut to communication I try not to spend too much time discussing definitions and usually avoid the names of things like ideologies which are sure to derail every conversation into a discussion of definitions. Let me know what’s missing.

Special Note: I have not created a political ideology called Stigmergy. Stigmergy is a method of action based collaboration, one of many methods which work under different circumstances. It is not governance.

So it’s not Osho, but maybe this is the kind of spell that works on a computer nerd.

THE PEDO-PARANOID STYLE

Thanks to Stigmergy™, I’m no longer a cynic who believes “who controls the words controls your thoughts!” Now I think of language as a “shortcut to communication.” And boy, those paedosadists better watch the hell out!

The New Orwellian Dictionary defines the word pedophile:

pedophile/paedophile [child lover]: Establishment approved name for those who rape, torture, abduct, blackmail and sometimes murder and dismember children.

Pedophile is the only word that has an etymology in this dictionary, as it is the pivot to Paedosadism. Maybe the word’s etymology suggests that “The Establishment” believes that blackmailing children is a loving way to treat children, or it might just be nonsense to jam up the brainworks for a healthy dose of Stigmergy Labs New TerrorMax For Kids. Or, maybe this is a Freudian slip revealing Heather Marsh’s campaign to save the children is a case of what she might call pedophilia. Is Heather Marsh a pedophile? She must love children a lot to dedicate her life to running #OpDeathEaters. So yes, by her own definition, Heather Marsh is the world’s number one pedophile.

The Heather Marsh style page defines Paedosadism:

Paedosadist: There is no such thing as a sexual orientation called paedophilia. A sexual orientation, or sex, requires consenting partners. It is not sex if some of those involved are called victims, that is rape. Someone attracted to rape has sexual sadism disorder or paraphilic coercive disorder. Someone attracted to the rape of children is a paedosadist. A paedosadist who acts on their impulses is a criminal paedosadist, one who does not is a non-offending paedosadist.

This maybe isn’t a definition so much as it is a Stigmergetic belief that could be trimmed down: “. . . no such thing as . . . paedophilia. A paedosadist . . . is a . . . paedosadist . . . is a . . . paedosadist.”

The Heather Marsh style page defines Death Eaters:

Death Eaters: Members of a sociopathic society where the societal norms or culture are driven by sadism or sexual sadism disorder. The agony of others is not a side effect of their actions but a goal. Death eaters are distinct from those with an individual personality disorder in that their society’s norms, structure and actions are all constructed to feed their sadism.

Death Eaters may also reference the bad guys from Harry Potter, or maybe this definition would mean something more when snarled by a barking dog robot. It is not credible that the Internet’s Hate Machine, known for its culture of deviant and even sadistic “lulz” would be swept up into the boring and hideous world of Heather Marsh.

Self-proclaimed “Anonymous Queen,” Heather Marsh, steers #OpDeathEaters towards Fascism

#OpDeathEaters

#OpDeathEaters

INTERNET — Heather Marsh declared herself “Anonymous Queen” Monday after riling up hundreds of thousands of Twitter users and sparking a harassment campaign against pedophiles, or “paedo-sadists,” as she has labeled them.

Originally aimed at undermining the credibility of governments everywhere by fabricating a myth of universal pedophilia in high offices, #OpDeathEaters’ pogroms against neighborhood pedophiles are just a distraction from Marsh’s fascistic rise to power.

#OpDeathEaters ultimately plans to round up all pedophiles into permanent special hospitals where we will never have to worry for the children again.

Former stealth Neo-Nazi “Anonymous Queen,” Jamie Jo Brinkman, acquired vast power much like Marsh: She maintained a clique of young journalists writing for her publication, Presstorm. Marsh’s publication, Wikileaks Central and Anonymous Central staffs several of the same writers as Jamie Jo Brinkman. Some analysts have suggested in earnest that Marsh began to act as a proxy for Jamie Jo Brinkman after Brinkman was run out of Anonymous.

Marsh and her staff authored an excessively long wikipedia page in Marsh’s honor, outlining every contour of her ideology and citing every article on the Internet that has ever mentioned her name. As it turns out, Marsh is a practitioner of stigmergy, a pseudoscientific form of witchcraft similar to her dubious field, “scientific journalism.”

Leaker: Bin Laden’s corpse kept “like stuffed animal” in White House

Osama's corpse was not buried at sea.

Osama’s corpse was not buried at sea.

WASHINGTON — After WikiLeaks reported that there were no witnesses to Osama Bin Laden’s burial at sea, an anonymous leaker from the Secret Service stepped forward with a startling claim — Bin Laden’s corpse was stuffed and put on display in Obama’s smoking room, perpetually locked in a ferocious and terrifying gesture next to the president’s favorite pinball machine.

Abu Muhammed, ISIS general, said, “The Islamic State will battle all the way to Washington DC and reclaim the defiled body of the Great Martyr.” Islamic theology holds that one day Islam is destined to control the entire world.

Second Argentine Prosecutor Shot

Two prosecutors are now dead in the investigation of an Iranian Bombing

Two prosecutors are now dead in the investigation of an Iranian Bombing

ARGENTINA —  Albert Nisman was shot dead by an unknown villain after he threatened to bring a case against Argentine President Cristina Fernandez for an alleged Iranian Bombing coverup.

Friday, Gerardo Pollitica took over the investigation and by Saturday evening he was also shot dead.

From his mobile prison in Texas, Barrett Brown told Anonymous, “Anons in Argeninta, Investigate! Anon took out Scientology, Anon took out ISIS. Project PM announces the formation of #OpJeSuisNisman, and we will bring Freedom to Argentina like we did to Tunisia. Anons, I cannot send out timely messages about the multitude of stories I miss while in Diesel Therapy. Remember! Never waste a good media event, and if it’s a slow day make one up.”

 

 

Guy Fieri dead at 47

Fans mourn the passing of Guy Fieri

Fans mourn the passing of Guy Fieri

INTERNET — Fans mourn the loss of Guy Fieri, Food Network’s host for hit television show Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives. Fieri died Saturday evening from an impacted stool that ruptured his appendix and caused a fatal infection.

Fieri was known for reviewing some of the best food joints in America, traveling in his iconic red Mustang.

Guy entered his iconic “hunch” for the last time on Friday afternoon, eating a corned beef and pastrami sandwiched between two doughnuts smothered in “food lube” at Gerry’s Diner in Des Moines.

“He’s in the flavor town in the sky now, no doubt,” said Food Network chef and personal friend of Fieri’s, Mario Batali.

Chopped Judges test positive for HIV

Chopped Judges were accidentally served blood tainted with HIV.

Chopped Judges were accidentally served blood tainted with HIV.

INTERNET — Chopped Judges and celebrity chefs Aaron Sanchez, Alex Guarnaschelli, and Marc Murphy tested positive for HIV after ingesting trace amounts of infected blood during the filming of the competition cooking show. It is unknown which competitor is responsible, but Food Network is investigating.

Contestants on Chopped are given just minutes to concoct dishes to please the judges and often cut themselves in haste. Usually the camera crews spot accidental contamination of food by contestants, even if the accident goes unnoticed to the contestant.

Ted Allen, the show’s host, said, “Cameras can’t catch every detail, but we are reviewing footage as well as investigating medical records to see who might be responsible. Despite this unfortunate and tragic accident, the show must go on.”

Food Network plans to air a special episode of Chopped in which HIV positive chefs will serve dishes to the newly infected judges, emphasizing safety and tolerance.

Anonymous denies #OpDeathEaters is Anonymous

Heather Marsh, leader of the New Anonymous, is reportedly "Not even lowercase anonymous"

Heather Marsh, leader of the New Anonymous, is reportedly “Not even lowercase anonymous”

INTERNET — Today a group identifying itself as Anonymous launched Operation Death Eaters, a vigilante law-enforcement operation which promises to independently prosecute and execute pedophiles in high office.

However, an official Anonymous press release revealed that because Operation Death Eaters is coordinated by Heather Marsh, who is not anonymous, this operation cannot truly be the work of Anonymous.

An Anonymous spokesperson in New York, using the alias “Hector Monsegur,” told reporters, “Heather Marsh is not even lowercase anonymous. She’s a leaderfag and a fascist with maniacal delusions of revolution and power. We’re going to show her the real Anonymous.”

The official press release stated that “[Marsh] is not Anonymous. [Marsh] is Helen Lovejoy,” referencing a well-known character in the Simpsons who has become a symbol of middle-class mob mentality, often crying, “think of the children!” It also stated, “. . . we are launching an open source investigation public inquiry into her personal life.”

Political analyst and expert Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador said, “The great power that has been achieved by Heather Marsh by appropriating the Anonymous brand could ruin the careers of any politician she may want to point her finger at, and what’s worse, it definitely does not jive with the Anonymous brand. I think, although this is just speculation, that there is a political agenda, perhaps even a political party backing her and the operation which will ruin whatever politicians stand in its way just by a mere accusation.”

Professor at MacGill University and eminent Anonymous expert Bella Coleman said, “The prankish lulz that either motivate Anonymous operations or are injected into the more serious operations just are nowhere to be seen in Operation Death Eaters. Many of the hardcore Anons will agree that this means it’s no longer the true Anonymous, but I see it as Anonymous changing. No one gets to define what is or isn’t the ‘True’ Anonymous.”

Snowden blames Chemtrails for Mongolian Desertification

NSA leaker Edward Snowden unveils "Desert Planet" endgame for US chemtrailing operations: Only Monsanto approved life will survive.

NSA leaker Edward Snowden unveils “Desert Planet” endgame for US chemtrailing operations: Only Monsanto approved life will survive.

INTERNET — Edward Snowden spoke out after reports of rapid desertification in Mongolia have shocked millions, saying, “The desertification in Mongolia is an intentional effect created by the DARPA weather modification program that aims to turn the planet into an inhospitable wasteland while preserving perfect conditions for Monsanto products in America.”

Four Herders in lower Mongolia were jailed for protesting the Chinese government policy that outlawed grazing in areas threatened with desertification. Protesters say the government’s mining and forestry operations in their former nomadic homelands are to blame for the desertification, not the grazing.

Edward Snowden said, “While I stand with these nomads and want to protect their way of life, they should be blaming the US government. Their end game is to turn everything but Monsanto’s farms into a lifeless wasteland, because National Security has become more important to them than basic humanity.”