This weird creep is a hero to many other obvious creeps
Cultural Marxism, a supposed race-based modification on Marx, created in the terrified imaginings of people with hostility for all race politics, completely ignores the works of Marx and uses that name only because it evokes fear. By mere substitution of race for class in the popular misunderstanding of Marx, the modified “Cultural” Marxism is an imagined tool used for suppressing white people. It is preposterous to suggest that such a view has ever existed except in the shattered mirror of hostile sources, and it is certainly beyond credulity to suggest such a view is dominant now.
Almost all SJWs — to use the hostile term — are intersectionalist and rather than taking the worst from Marx and (Critical) Theory and concocting something that sure looks like obvious scare propaganda, they are generally voicing a point of view that puts marginalized and demonized peoples of all classes and races at the center of the discussion. That their arguments have made some headway in the world for struggling people is certainly good for us all. The economy as well as compassion is not zero sum, in fact it takes less effort to just not fuck with people. Why do it? What a waste.
Nobody is teaching college students to hate white men. Nobody is wishing poverty on whites or orchestrating immigration invasion. Cultural Marxism is nothing more than scare propaganda for the easily triggered loser with a weak sense of identity who cannot abide multitude. The prophet of Cultural Marxism, Anders Breivik, was a friendless sad man who, despite his affluence, felt victimized by immigration. He isolated himself after multiple plastic surgeries and even in the depths of his suicidal pact with himself he was too scared to speak to women. The costs of his bomb-making plot were far beyond reasonable, the methods were completely absurd, and his autobiography is the most extreme form of self-mutilation possible. He thought of fine dining as a greater necessity for bomb making than practical concerns like pulverizing explosive components. That’s the type of guy to needlessly bury murder equipment, to travel to Budapest only to buy a hooker and fail at the completely unnecessary and expensive mission of purchasing illegal weapons. He is the prototype and caricature of shut-in video game nerds who log on to the net only to cluck about cucks and SJWs because they have no other source of satisfaction in life.
Acclaimed housing expert and inventor of tomorrow’s forms of social domination, Dr. Angstrom H. Buckminster Troubadour, told a warm audience of white silicon valley elites exactly what they wanted to hear — the unsightliness of poverty has finally and permanently been solved by his team of scientists at the YouTopia foam mansion housing project.
“I’ve heard about the Yogi Vinay Gupta hellhole yurt and those pieces of shit are cardboard boxes that don’t get soggy.” Troubadour said. “Try living like that for a night. Try a year. They’re about as big and nice as a dog house, and the crypto mesh network has the slowest internet you’ve ever experienced. If you want tomorrow’s revolutionaries living in refrigerator sized yurts using an Internet that won’t make anyone any money, that’s fine for the third world, but Lebal Drocer and the Troubador YouTopia Foam Mansion Project promises a New World in which those displaced by corporate greed live like the 1% themselves.”
Vinay Gupta stares casts dead eyes over a modern-day concentration camp of his making.
The individual foam mansion units, nicknamed YouTopia boxes by Dr. Troubadour, occupy a space roughly the size of a wooden shipping pallet but when constructed form a shining three story McMansion.
“These foam mansions are the beginning of a new era beyond sustainability. Their existence creates resources. These foam mansions promise to shake the very foundations of what it means to live inside foam. This is THE END and THE BEGINNING of the American underclass!” The audience fell silent with awe, in the grips of Troubador’s meaningful pause.
Troubador pounded his chest and the crowd withered beneath his terrible gaze, “Vinay Gupta says life viewed from inside a tiny foam yurt – a so-called solution to poverty – is to view the world from a high upon a heavenly cloud. For people like him, who have no lust for power, Lebal Drocer thinks that’s fine. But this is America, where we make winners and losers get what’s coming — a Gupta death camp. Life viewed from atop the Lebal Drocer Foam Mansion is always lined with gold, satisfyingly gripping to its foundation with the viscous blood of the shiftless masses far below.”
“The beginning of a new epoch — an invention more important than fire.”
Size comparison between Gupta’s rat trap and Troubador’s foam mansion.
Troubador pressed a button on his gadget and summoned a hologram fly-through of his incredible foam mansion exposing all the most beautiful, high-class amenities. “These foam castles are far better than Vinay Gupta’s hovels because they are made from 100% recycled gym mat foam salvaged from middle school foreclosures taking place all across America. The price on this recyclable material has plummeted even further since Subway ended the practice of putting it into their bread. In fact, because of total lack of regulation in so-called ‘sacrifice zones’ we’re now able to create a totally sustainable paradise home for half the price of the average sedan.”
The crowd cried out in agony as if tortured by ecstasy upon receiving knowledge that Troubador had not only solved poverty but also the issue of social mobility. He leaned forward and brought them to an even higher climax with a well-timed techno mind grenade, turning the congregation into a writhing pile of flesh, each mind surging with the force of 10,000 simultaneous orgasms.
“We got foam-ass mansions up in here. The plumbing is thin plastic – so thin – maybe it’s like thin aluminum cans or something, and we make the wires even thinner. We actually run network cables into these mansions with a free internet plan from Facebook!”
Hundreds in the audience fell to their knees, supplicants at the altar of Lebal Drocer. A woman was heard weeping. A baby spoke in tongues.
Troubadour raised his fist, and his voice, threatening any detractors. “Any talk of these mansions taking their materials from the so-called middle or lower foam class is communist ideology that will result in genocide of all castes,” Troubadour barked. “I will personally kill, with these two bare hands, any potential future dissidents calling for liberation movements on the basis of class, race, creed, or gender. Foam, and nothing but foam shall be tolerated henceforth as the only legitimate political speech and action. We would rather DIE than see our fellow man force-Ubered into one of Gupta’s hovel camps. Instead, we aim to see humanity’s worst raised to the towering height of this shining foam mansion — a castle, a conquest, a Bordello.”
The hologram foam mansion twirled and glowed, filling with the naked bodies of masturbating futanari all reaching orgasm at once, spraying their hermaphroditic fluids like a leaky firehose onto every surface of the glorious, shining foam.
“War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.”
INTERNET — The infotainment youtube program Juice Rap News released a promotional video for the cryptographic distributed network Tor which is developed and continuously funded by a front group set up by the US military.
Investigations showing the purpose and intent of the military’s “cloaking device” is readily available online, yet defenders of Tor claim that its sources of funding, localities of deployment, and various groups which regularly use the cryptography in rebellion are an entirely apolitical matter due to tight and secure technical achievement bound only by the laws of mathematics. Such egregious and completely bald lies were gobbled up by the uninterested and unsuspecting dupes at Juice Rap News and repackaged in a confused reference to a literary work that has shown them to be illiterate as well as irresponsible.
Their character George Torwell, based on the famed novelist of 1984, admitted by a slip of irony that the often-denied geopolitical ambitions motivating the creation and continual funding of the Tor project are not a Pollyanna game of activist grabass when he said without irony that “Tor is peace,” in the place of Orwell’s ironic “War is peace.”
However, the Internet maniacs are likely to see this draining of irony from Orwell’s great warning of the lingual tricks of ideology as a clever and cool piece of infotainment and maybe they’ll even make a donation to take the burden off of the Pentagon’s budget.
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Assange addressed the world via teleconference from the Ecuadorian Embassy
INTERNET — Julian Assange, speaking by teleconference at a press release detaling WikiLeak’s newest hacked documents, said “ISIS, Russia, and China will be reduced to a sea of glass by Christmas.”
Assange spoke before a map of the world with small nuclear detonations placed over potential target zones, “Our source in the Pentagon has provided proof that the US contravened nuclear non-proliferation treaties for decades in the development of so-called ‘clean’ nuclear weapons that minimize fallout and will not cause a nuclear winter.”
With a single tear streaming down his left cheek, the usually emotionless Assange’s voice wavered, “The US generals are very sure of their missile defense systems and hope to strike a final blow to secure total and perpetual geopolitical domination.”
Referring to the map like a forecaster of nuclear apocalypse, Assange pointed out the regions that would be hit by nuclear weapons, “The exact locations of the detonations can be found on the WikiLeaks website but there is no hope in protesting. If you’re in an area where the bombs will fall, seek shelter or flee immediately.”
Molly Crabapple’s new book “Drawing Blood” sat on the furniture in front of Assange, glowing, and he read several fateful lines from its pages, “The final moment, when one single man attains permanent power over the entire planet falls upon this one huddled, drone-swarmed Syrian woman sheltering infinite children, mere futility in the face of the radiation dawn of the Pax Americana.”
The deals were in short supply this year, but the violence was not. For your hateful enjoyment, open an ice cold Coca-Cola and watch people behave like animals just hours after eating Thanksgiving dinner. Be sure to laugh at them, and judge, as if you aren’t just as bad as the rest of them.
Most of this shit is pulled straight from the PublicFreakoutreddit frontpage.
Primer: Watch the first 5 minutes (or so) of the first video, to get a feel for how TV “news” treats our grotesque social disease. Then after that, just tear through the rest of them like early Christmas presents. You earned it.
This next one was tagged ‘fake’:
The phenomenon is spreading overseas. Welcome to the “first world,” Lahore!
ZAGREB — Weev, the internet troll Andrew Aurenheimer, wrenches his mouth open with both hands: He’s got big things to say. Nothin’ really comes out but the smell of gluten free gut rot — his digestive system is on display: a moebius clump knotted around an impossible constipation so extreme it’s a wonder he can talk at all, for he drank his own poison.
“Wh…. White Genocide,” the words spill out, gravel-ass liquid incanting the magic cleansing violence, the echo of the prison around him. Orange eyes bug out pulsing, his head swivels, scans.
Deep in his chest something erupts and bubbles, loosening what might be shit into the dessicated assholes of the world’s most infamous hate mongers. Bitcoin brokers cum black shit from their mouths. Rapid fire wobble interludes and ,”The Internet will be Free. Information is freedom,” a beautiful, sing-song drone. Weev, once famous for hacking AT&T, pops into IRC to compulsively utter the words, “White power,” and recedes again into madness.
When his financial backers learned Weev was a swastika-tattooed’ anti-semite, they withdrew faster than your wife’s boyfriend, blowing their load instead all over the small of his back, a parting gift from the neolibertarian Bitcoin futurists, who wouldn’t be caught dead giving money to such an old-world ideological mutant. After the investments dried up, and the hate fund against which Mr. Weev hedged his bets dematerialized, he sped off to Lebanon. There, he joined ISIS and now works for them as a sleeper agent, traveling through conflict zones in eastern Europe, recruiting and plotting actual terrorism. Fans leaked a photo of his ISIS tattoo, proving him to be an actual ISIS agent.
Weev leaned over to his contact in ISIS, winking, “When I’m in the synagogue firing shots, I want Son of a Gun by KMFDM playing.” The jihadist was unimpressed.
“Yeah I taught her to troll, and it was the biggest mistake of my life. We’re losing the culture war because of it — because of her.” Weev later appeared on VH1’s behind the trolling series, where friends noted Weev’s turn from comedic Nazism to actual Nazism after an egregious court ruling forced him into years of membership in the Aryan Nation. Weev exhorted, “The original Nazis knew Arabs were a subset of the Aryan race, and the fascism at ISIS is the kind of thing I’d like to bring to Aryans in the United States. There’s just too much to learn from ISIS.”
Corrective Genetic Hegemony
“I travel through the Balkans fucking women of all races just so that my genes will proliferate more,” Andrew Aurenheimer said on the Dr. Phil television program.
“I especially like the gypsies because they think my swastika is funny.” It was his first television appearance after returning to the United States from a paranoid self-imposed exile.
Weev paced up and down the stage, stroking an imaginary dick while Dr. Phil said, “We get it, we get it. Security, get this despicable troll out of here. I don’t wanna talk to him. He’s hopeless, and he deserves to wind up in prison.”
His mother took the focus and, before a sympathetic audience, explained the heartbreak of loving an invalid. She stared into the camera with a tear in her eye.
“The truth is everyone we know already knows we have a mentally ill child. We have made no secret of Andrew,” she said. “We too are victims of Andrew. The hardest part for all of us is that he used to be normal. I think he is so crazy now that he might be convinced that martians are ruining his life, not Jews. He’s nuts.”
Dr. Phil nods and says, “play the footage.” Andrew Aurenheimer is shown ranting into his laptop. “Lebal Drocer really is motherfucking aliens. I fucking knew it god dammit.” He stands, breaking the laptop over his knee.
“See, Dr. Phil, this is what I’m talking about,” Mrs. Aurenheimer says. “Several years ago he developed a relationship with a girl with a serious drug problem. He began by using xtc regularly and eventually graduated to LSD and heroin. About three years ago he had a mental breakdown and began hearing voices and talking to himself. He vanished from our lives.”
With eyes on the woman, Dr. Phil nods his head. “That is truly heartbreaking indeed. Thank you for sharing that with me and our audience.” Phil’s eyes return to the camera. “Up next on our cybercrime special, teenage girls are impregnating themselves using semen purchased on the Silk Road. You don’t want to miss what their fathers have to say. Stay with us, we’ll be right back.”
Laying It All Bare
Weev laid nude in the streets on the fateful day of the Charleston shooting, his erection pointed at the heavens while scraping his disproportionally small purple cockhead with his fingernails and moaned, singing Neil Diamond
“White Genocide – bah bah bah, never felt so good, so good!”
He writhed in the parking lot of a black church, small fires burning the pavement as he blew his load on a confederate flag. “Heritage! HAHA! Get it? The joke is it’s NOT funny!”
Many readers liked weev until they learned his anti-semitism and racism were real, after incorrectly attributing his behavior to the raw, satirical baselessness long recognized as a central feature of 4chan culture: offensiveness for offensiveness’ sake.
“The reason you don’t like it now,” weev explains, “is because you identified with my hate, and my philosophy tricked you to reflect on how you also hate niggers, and the Jews.”
Weev backed into his glass construction of hate, down on all fours like a cornered animal, his ears folded back, ready to strike out at any minute. Very threatening. He hissed:
“Arabs have many countries of their own with no white people in them. Same with niggers. No white women to rape or white men to steal from.” Weev scraped the gunk from his ballsack and took a long whiff of his fingertip before jamming it deeply into his nose. He fisted his asshole and screamed. “Demographic declines, miscegnation, GENOCIDE! MY RACE CANNOT ENDURE GENOCIDE AND SLAVERY! GET IT???? AHAHAHHA.”
His Ironic Legacy
Weev’s followers hacked the infrastructure of the US government and usurped all controls, declaring Weev CyberKing of America.
By merely denying services to localities he negotiates changes in the policy of the US government. “My first order as CyberKing is to perpetrate a Cyber 9/11 on the Jews of New York City!” And the electricity in New York City went out for a week. Twenty thousand died from the heat while Weev poked at his laptop and poked at his harem of seventeen Syrian pre-pubescent wives captured by his friends at ISIS.
“Even if there are many false stories told of Weev it is true that he is working with both the terrorist group Da3sh, The Aryan Nation, as well as the Russian kleptocracy. Weev funds his lifestyle as an exile through private contracting in social media propaganda strategy.”
Fifty-thousand feet above a smart bomb detached from a Chronicle.su Global Hawk drone and began tracking Weev’s laptop. Edvard Munch Biella Coleman has her hands on her face, situated in a pastel scene depicting the moment of impact, the nexus of terrorism, internet freedom movements, and the USA. A diesel slick that was formerly Barrett Brown spreads across the water. Weev is Anonymous. We are all Anonymous.
Trolled Into Exile: The Histrionic Death Rattles of Andrew Aurenheimer is part 3 in a multi-part series of biopics called Project Persona Management.
Edward Snowden’s jet moments before it was boarded by a SWAT team
INTERNET — Friday evening, eyewitnesses at San Francisco International Airport tweeted in astonishment as a SWAT team boarded an Aeroflot passenger jet from Russia as it was still rolling in on the tarmac. Edward Snowden was extracted in handcuffs as the jet ground to a halt.
Snowden mysteriously disappeared from social media site Twitter after the November 13 attacks in Paris. Glenn Greenwald and other privacy advocates are enraged as various law enforcement heads have used the charged moment to appeal for legal rights to backdoors in cryptography software — and also blame Snowden for enabling the deaths.
Snowden showed no indication of any wavering in his ideology in the days leading up to the attacks. Speculation abounds as to the motives behind his return to the US.
Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador said, “Snowden strongly believes he’ll be tortured upon arrival to the United States and perhaps means to harm himself due to the incredible guilt he must feel at having so many blame him for the Paris Attacks.”
Cory Doctoro, privacy expert, said “This is good, strategically, because Snowden can clear his name and wash his hands of blood. And he’ll get a hell of a lot of attention at the trial, bringing the narrative away from Paris and back to him. We need to maximize Snowden’s effect, and this is just the clever media coup I think they’ve been holding back on for a long time now.”
CHRONICLE.SU EXCLUSIVE — The Pentagon has refused to address a series of photos which contradict government claims that strange lights seen over Los Angeles late Saturday night were attributable to a naval missile test.
Dozens of reports claim the object in the sky exploded and disappeared, but not before a missile made its way toward the object, exploding nearby, and evaporating both objects into the night sky.
“It looks like a missile was fired at the object.”
The event took place at very high altitude and could be seen from as far away as Las Vegas and Mexico.
The US Government is calling the event a failed missile test, but their explanation does not account for the presence of what onlookers say “were clearly two objects in the night sky.”
High definition video [below] shows part of the event.