Ayatollah Hussein Obama has granted amnesty to the world’s most famous serial killer.
White House Press Secretary Tony Tightlips said the Obama Administration felt obligated on a freedom of speech technicality to release Charles Manson and pardon all charges.
“These California hippies are always hiding behind the First Amendment.” – White House Press Secretary Tony Tightlips, crudely editorializing in front of reporters Thursday
Marilyn Manson fans have gathered outside San Quentin Prison in California alongside some goths and a lesser-known group of people calling themselves cutters. “Cutters” are a mysterious breed of suburbanites that co-exist alongside yuppie parents in comfortable dwellings called McMansions. They have united in celebration and anticipation of 
Manson’s first hit album, ‘Bad’, featuring Axl Rose and Dennis Wilson on Elf Wax Records.
On a side-note, self-mutilation, or “body-modding” requests are flooding into tattoo shops across the nation. Charles Manson’s fans have requested everything from the regular cross or swastika on the forehead to American flags emblazoned with the swastika rather than 50 stars across their backs.
Said one excited fan, “I got my swastika on the forehead scarred in there permanent!”
“I’m just so glad to see justice that I got stars and bars tattooed across my forehead,” said a sad-eyed transvestite named Lou.
Charles Manson has also launched HelterSkelter.com, a site which Manson says was “coded entirely using only basic HTML written in blood across an Arizona family’s wall.”
The painstaking hours of coding was “worth it,” he said, “because after it was all said and done, I could kick back and watch it all set in.”
Setting up Google Analytics will require a whole different set of organ tissue, he said, and indicated that it would all probably be coded in a baby turtle puree.
Fox has signed a contract with Manson for his starring role in an upcoming reality TV show. Charles Manson will live in a mansion located in Death Valley with several of his fans – only one of which will win a million dollars.
The show’s producers are providing him with a steady supply of LSD, which he will most likely use to enfeeble their minds and break down their personalities. The public has been so awash with buzz over this new show that FX has already purchased exclusive rights to its reruns.
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Finally a reality show worth watching
Mansons “Bad” revolutionized the music industry. He should hook up with McCartney to do ‘Helter Skelter’. Both of them drop a few hits of acid before doing so. His show would be the most watched show in t.v. history.
He is already the most watched figure at Elf Wax. We have been granted a live feed from his prison ward directly onto Elf Wax computer monitors in the newsroom.
MMMW IS ON THE HORIZON!
I went to helterskelter.com and it installed a trojan plz help me
can ya dig itr
Articles like this really grease the shafts of knewdelgo.
Visiblement, les problèmes posés par l’iphone aux opérateurs ne se limitent pas à ceux que francis énonce : il semble que nous soyons nombreux ici en france (c’est en tous cas le cas parmi mon cercle d’amis) à recevoir nos messages (sms ou emails, mais surtout téléphoniques) de manière hasardeuse. Il n’est pas rare qu’un message laissé par un correspondant sur le répondeur d’un iphone n’y soit notifié que plusieurs heures après, voire le lendemain.Quelqu’un a ce problème ? Sa solution ?
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POSTED January 4, 2008 at 11:27 amUpdate: All told, I have 5 names that are local, and 2 virtual names. That’s enough to get started :-) I’ll install the forum software and add a new section to the Wiki, and we should be good to go. I’ll do it over the weekend.
It’s spooky how clever some ppl are. Thnask!
im a slasher and i agree with what u say bout cutters they are posers
Why was this canceled?