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Fuck your religion. Fuck your beliefs. Fuck your mother. Fuck your children. Fuck you.
Miami, Fl.–Journey through yourself in man’s quest for the chaos generator. Read more to find out who, if anyone, plucks the strings of existence. Elf Wax psychoanalysts are standing by.