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Rebecca Black's new single: A perfect 'moment'

Rebecca Black’s moment has finally come.

Rebecca Black, 14 year old pop-star famous for her hit single “Friday” recently released a new music video, ‘My Moment.’ She describes her new found fame as “weird, but cool.”


Ms. Black has been pushed around by Ark Music Factory, who attempted to exploit her fame. Black identifies with others who are being bullied, and sent out words of solidarity to others who are bullied. “It really sucks, being bullied.”


I find Ms. Black’s latest song to be a step above ‘Friday,’ and that is no small achievement. We are witnessing the early rise of a pop music icon who will one day join the ranks of Michael Jackson and the Beatles.


Also I wish she’d have sex with me.

10 replies on “Rebecca Black's new single: A perfect 'moment'”

1, not jester, he can’t read or write
2, whoever wrote this is either a moron, or they are seriously mocking jester

you can fuck right…wait you can’t do that either. no girl will touch a marine dropout that can’t read or write and pretends to hack westboro baptist church, who btw no1 gives a shit about

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