BREAKING — Tuesday night several members of the Honey Boo Boo family were brought to the hospital for treatment after ingesting excessive quantities of Ebola Oil, a product endorsed by Honey Boo Boo star ‘Chickadee’ which advertises itself as a cure-all effective against Ebola. Alana Thompson, known affectionately to fans as Honey Boo Boo, said, “Well, mama was convinced we all had Ebola and Papa Bear said we had the flu. Chickadee brought out the oil and mama and them drank every last drop. Now they’re sick, in the hospital.”
There is no word yet on the condition or identities of the hospitalized members of the Honey Boo Boo clan. Honey Boo Boo’s show was recently cancelled after Mama June broke up with Papa Bear to be with McDaniels, a registered molester who once molested her children, and Honey Boo Boo claims that Mama June spent all her money on McDaniels, all but $17.50. Last month, Uncle Poodle went on Dr. Phil, where he claimed to have witnessed McDaniels, Mama June, and Honey Boo Boo in bed together.
5 replies on “Honey Boo Boo Family falls sick from Ebola Oil”
Zoophile, not pedofile.
someone mention the big bad p word. we nicked the biggest pedo in south wales boyo. big bad watters what what.
jesus wept even i,m not that hard up enough to want to melest “honey pig boo” and her family of inbred oinks. hell i would rather ride the realpiggy bareback. that is a family who were defo hit iwth the ugly stick. unlike me who is very very handsome.
I would old Watters, my fellow Pedobear xxxx Even a pig like her would be better than them dead bodies i melested in leeds hospital morgue. At least the little porker would be warm AND ALIVE !!!!! Would have to stick a brwon bag over her ugly mug though, i mean that is ugly and have you seen mammy pig. i think she is a hybrid between a wild boar and a warthog. i bet you would get plenty of bacn and hog roast of them two ugly munters.
Regardless always thought it was ‘weird’ (alarm bells/bad touch from a bad man) that these so called activist/hackivist would help develop and support a project that was originally developed by the US navy and is funded with American tax dollars. Ps- How is Satan’s, I mean Santa’s wood workin’ micro beer swilling elf doing? Perhaps you can find time to do a radio Xmas special complete with hideous holiday music. Rumor has it you were in the hospital for an ebola infection.