HOW LIES ARE SPREAD

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/interactive/2011/dec/07/london-riots-twitter?CMP=twt_gu

IF YOU READ THIS YOU WILL LEARN HOW LIES ARE SPREAD, SUCH AS THOSE AROUND THE DEATH OF MICHAEL JACKSON AND A SIMILAR RUMOR GOING AROUND THAT AKON IS STILL ALIVE.

SORRY, FOLKS BUT THE AFRICAN PRINCE IS DEAD. TIME TO LOOK FORWARD TO THE FUTURE TO A NEW CULTURAL ICON.

YOU’LL NEVER TASTE THE FREEDOM THIS MAN TASTES. IT TASTES LIKE A CHINESE LANDFILL BUT IT REEKS OF SUCCESS. STACKS OF HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS CONTINUOUSLY POUR INTO Lebal Drocer headquarter TO FINANCE OUR WIVES’ JEWELRY HABITS AND EXCESS.

SON OF A COCKSUCKING WHORE CAN YOU FEEL THE ENERGY OF THE 1$%? FUCK THE RIOTS. FUCK THE PROTESTERS. MACY’S THANKSGIVING 2011 BANQUET BABY 2011