Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu passed away suddenly, Sunday evening
REVELATIONS — Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israel, died suddenly Sunday evening after suffering a heart attack in his home. He was 65 years old and will be deeply missed by prominent bankers and comedians. His entire estate of over twenty million dollars was disbursed to the Anti-Defamation League and will go towards building a holocaust theme park in the heart of Tel Aviv.
Netanyahu’s fabulous wealth will also go towards demolishing the Muslim holy site at the Dome of the Rock and aid in the rebuilding of the most holy Jewish temple, from which God’s prayers are thousands of times more effective than any other place in the universe. This move will usher in the biblical endtimes by securing Israel’s final lock on global power, and experts in all three Abrahamic religions believe that a new messiah and possibly anti-messiah will appear at any moment and possibly destabilize even the gold market.
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3 replies on “Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu Dead at 65”
Welcome to hell faggot.
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A ARSEHOLE ADOLF WHEN EVERYONE KNOWS YOU HAVE AND ARE THE BIGGEST ARSEHOLE OF THE HUMAN RACE. HELL YOU EVEN MAKE ME AND MY PEDO CLUB BUDDIES LOOK LIKE SAINTS. HOPE SATAN ISNT BEING TO ROUGH ON YOUR ARSEHOLE DOWN THERE. MEGALOLZ.