New England Patriots forced to forfeit after #deflategate: SUPER BOWL CANCELED!

There will be no Super Bowl this year
There will be no Super Bowl this year

FOOTBALL — Sunday morning, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell ruled that the New England Patriots would be forced to forfeit the Super Bowl after announcing that the intentional deflation of footballs nullified their AFC championship victory. Goodell told stunned reporters, “There will be no Super Bowl this year and no glory for the cheaters.  This is a historic decision, but integrity and fairness in football is of the utmost importance. The Seahawks are NFL champions, and we will have a small ceremony and present the trophy to them this evening.”

The hundreds of millions of fans who gather for Super Bowl junk food parties instead gathered in the streets and overturned cars in Boston and in Phoenix, but were quickly suppressed by riot police. Riot officer Jeb Laramie said, “We’ve had a lot of practice suppressing riots lately, but these jocks are not your usual protesters. They’re big and mad and pushy, as well as violent. But, because they generally accept the rule of law and are just as mad as we are about all this, we didn’t fire rubber bullets or tear gas them. It just wasn’t necessary.” At least fifty cars were overturned and set on fire.

5 replies on “New England Patriots forced to forfeit after #deflategate: SUPER BOWL CANCELED!”

Isn’t this like a day late … timing, eh fishfag. Anyways like any good Kanadian I only watch CFL besides only real men play this. #DeflatEgate & #GamErgate same shit, just different piles on any given Sunday.

The advertising session made me lol BUT in all seriousness you can charge 2 to 3xs those rate to sex workers, it’s a standard practice in digital and print advertising. **goes back to shovelling**

Keep giving those opTinfoilers (opdeatheaters) the business fishfag for their ridiculous cover op. With roseanne barr, KY, and russell brand leaderfaggin’ behind the scenes what could go wrong.

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