INTERNET — The popular alternate reality game, Pokemon Go, claimed ninety lives, Monday as Tokyo gamers flooded the Meiji Shrine Garden to capture the rarest of all Pokemon, Mewtwo. Reporters compared the grim scene of mangled pokemaniacs with the Bastille day terrorist truck rampage in Nice, France.
Pop star Suzuka Nakamoto, who barely escaped the carnage, said, “All of Japan will remember this catastrophe forever. The Japanese people ask Nintendo to please make it easier to catch Mewtwo so that this tragedy will never happen again.”
The unbelievable, shocking deaths have taken a spiritual toll almost as devastating as the human cost. The gardens, reportedly “raped,” by the stampede are a national treasure, often visited by the imperial family. “It looked like a battlefield, everything crushed and the ground torn apart as if by explosives,” said one witness, “Maybe the game should be suspended until its designers can make it less dangerous. They should pay to restore the park, as well.”
Nintendo has not made any comment so far.
8 replies on “Ninety dead after “Pokemon stampede” ravages Tokyo”
Nigga plz …
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Cassandra Fairbanks – @CassandraRules
Black bloc just showed up at the bar that I’m at and are about to protest the entrance to the RNC. Cops told me no plan for press
7:50 PM – 18 Jul 2016
So proud of my agent provocateur protégé, dry snitchin’ like a boss.
Fuckin’ twitter lemmings. How about the hashtag #MiloDieInAfirefaggot. And where is this radio you speak of … #ironicallyedundant both Milo and what passes for radio on BTR.
Notice both WackyLeekz’s & Hillary’s red arrows point right …. ***reaches for the tinfoil
Ps- Watching CHillary Clinton’s running mate speak for the first time, I have to say Donald Trumpf haz done lost the game. Unless voter fraud (hacked machines = hanging chads) 2.0 goes down 2016 style. Mind you her campaign should’ve recruited a real Mexican.
So you have the useful idiots (WackyLeekz, Ed ‘I got no balls, & I run to Russia’ Snowden, TOR developers, the tits or gtfo shrills (Cassandra, Jennifer, TilaAngel), th3j35tertardfag group, Anons, skiddies, alt rightfags, alt leftretards, etc on one side, AND on the other side are the village idiots with their tinfoil hats (READ: most of Amerikkklan voters/most of the people on social media).
**FANS THE FLAMES OF THE WELL TIMED HACK, I MEAN OUTRAGE!** Again they remind us all the world is their stage & everyone just a puppet to be toyed. The US election and the last
leak are nefariously intended misdirections. Both Russia and China fund WikiLeaks with both dollars and hacks.
“If you are a legitimate leaker, why go with WikiLeaks? You go with The Intercept or the New York Times, like they did with the Panama Papers” says Nicholas Weaver, a computer scientist at UC Berkeley who studies the organization. “Wikileaks is a pastebin for spooks, and they’re happy to be used that way.”