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RI State Representative Daniel Gordon “Joins Anonymous”

This is the tweet which made Representative Dan Gordon the darling politician of Anons everywhere. Anonymous didn’t bother to google this man and now he’s in their midst, festering like a hateful little sore on tinychat. There are a few facts to consider before endorsing Dan Gordon.

  1. Dan Gordon is probably a homophobe.
  2. Dan Gordon is known for abusive cyberbullying of political opponents.
  3. Dan Gordon has an extensive, violent criminal record.
  4. Dan Gordon was demoted twice while serving in the Marines and he lied about serving in Iraq.

Representative Gordon blamed his criminal record on post traumatic stress from his service in Iraq, and used Twitter to put the hate on people who called him out. When asked to prove he served in Iraq, Gordon said that the documents were destroyed when his house burnt down. (Maybe HE set the fire!)

On second thought, Representative Gordon might be exactly the politician Anonymous needs to ally with.

 

3 replies on “RI State Representative Daniel Gordon “Joins Anonymous””

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EXPECT US
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