NEW YORK — Tuesday morning, U.N. members unanimously voted to surrender to the glorious might of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea. South Korean capitalist pigs have transferred all sovereign power to the rightful and glorious ruler, Kim Jong-un. Jong-un was also named “Imperator” of the United Nations, an executive position with far-reaching veto powers that may very well spell the end of nation-states and the beginning of one rightful world government seated in Pyongyang.
Recent glorious and successful nuclear tests have proven the Democratic Republic of Korea’s might in the face of hateful and hostile U.S. sanctions. Cowardly officials from the U.S. have agreed to disarm all nuclear weapons at the demand of the World Imperator Kim Jong-un, who has single-handedly heralded the final era of peace and wealth for all of mankind. The DPRK’s space program, which has been slandered and misrepresented by biased Western Media, dispatched a shuttle to the International Space Station and took its inhabitants prisoner.
All religions have been outlawed under the first UN executive order from Imperator Kim Jong-un, with the exception of secular worship of God-Kings descended from the lineage of Kim Il-Sung. No resistance has been offered to UN troops charged with installing images of the Kim family in mosques, churches, temples, and monasteries around the world. All Hail Kim Jong-un, Glorious World Imperator, God-King, and bringer of eternal peace and prosperity for all of humanity.
6 replies on “U.N. surrenders to North Korea”
…what
Didn’t the onion post pretty much the same thing like a week ago?
Funny concepts often appear more than once, either as a matter of plagiarism or a fact of coincidence.
That said, this is very funny.
Yeah, but their post was unfunny, long, and rambling. Also, their allegiance to The Legacy of Kim Il-Sung is completely inauthentic.
i,for one, welcome our new choson-saram overlord.
When a man or woman think is above anybody else, it means that man or wowan ignores that all humans are created equal, all humans laugh, cry and feel in the same language. No human is slave of other human, I A HUMAN, condemn fiat money, and all forms of government (capitalism, comunism, socialism, facism, anarchism, imperialism, etc) that want to hurt a human being, all humans deserve life, liberty, peace and pursuit of happiness. Human being must NOT kill other human being, because no human being created planet earth.