US Government moves to repress “Trigger Warning” after it becomes too confrontational

Thursday, Ann K Sterzinger posted an exposé on Trigger Warning detailing CEO Rachel Haywire’s various corruptions and manipulations leading up to Sterzinger’s attempted suicide. The article was quickly removed from Trigger Warning but has been republished on mattforney.com.

Sterzinger describes Haywire as a “narcissist monster” whose constant demands left her overworked and underpaid, in spite of the successful fundraising campaign.

But Rachel Haywire tells a different story, one which implies Sterzinger is a CIA operative enforcing the tyranny of tolerance and limiting freedom by disrupting the one last bastion of free press, Trigger Warning, thereby pushing the official platform of control, Buzzfeed, back to dominance. Haywire said, “I didn’t take the story down and I wasn’t triggered! It was the government, probably the liberals at the CIA that DDoS’d us.”

Cultural Marxist Engineer Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador said, “Trigger Warning is a sandpit run by that harpy robot wannabe, Ratchet Haywire, and she thinks if she can store enough nuts and bolts she’ll extend her life forever. You’ll catch affluenza just looking at the thing, controlled by the single principle that success is money.”