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Extremely Serious Message to Anonymous

Kilgore Trout, accidental leader of Anonymous, tells the collective that trolling is the best approximation of truth available to internet users.

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Ryan is the Apocalypse

Inglip has predicted that the true messiah should be crucified, on cam, aside George Hotz and Kilgore Trout by suited men in Guy Fawkes masks. From there, Ryan will use his direct video link to hijack the minds of billions of onlookers. Because of the unbalanced massing of consciousness, Ryan will begin to implode and re-trigger the big bang. A better universe will be born, full of trollfaces and rage comics.

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Anonymous, you are my very personal army

Kilgore Trout, King of Anonymous.