California Legalizes Parasocial Marriage

After California passed the Parasocial Marriage Bill, over 27,000 citizens filed for the new parasocial marriage licenses.

INTERNET — Monday, California Governor Gavin Newsom signed the Parasocial Marriage Bill into law, which went into effect immediately. This controversial new law allows individuals to enter into a one-way marriage with their favorite entertainers and fictional characters. Lawmakers say this new law will benefit the economy by allowing the estates of single people to be more easily disbursed to struggling content creators and corporations, while giving single people a reason to live.

Jerome Glassley of San Diego showed off his engagement ring, telling reporters, “Finally, after years of struggle and oppression, my friends and family and even the government have come around and are accepting of my Waifu, Hinata. I am planning a full, real wedding with all the trimmings and I couldn’t be more delighted.”

Twitch megastreamer, Amouranth, was parasocially wed to nearly two hundred fans just hours after the Parasocial Marriage Bill passed. According to state marriage clerk, Cindy Lawhorn, the clerks’ offices across the state are swamped with paperwork.

Amouranth told the Internet Chronicle, “It’s nice that people are so accepting and that my fans are finding a new meaning in life. I think parasocial marriage is the best thing to come to California in decades.”

Other states, including Oregon and Colorado are looking into their own parasocial marriage laws, and several delegates in West Virginia have already begun drafting their own parasocial legislation.

Parasocial Marriage Critic and psychologist Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador has warned that encouraging parasocial relationships may lead to a sudden decline in birth rates and mental health, saying, “A one way relationship is not necessarily unhealthy, but my research has shown it increases suicidal impulses. The only real legal force that these marriages have is to serve as a de facto will granting your property to your so-called marriage partner after death. It’s all fun and games now, but this might begin to encourage a lot of murders and suicides as people begin to target their friends and neighbors with parasocial marriages.”

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компромат = libbyinphilly (elizabeth s.) & neal rauhauser

How to Spot a Spy/Spook (Cointelpro Agent)

‘FBI and Police Informers and Infiltrators will infest any group and they have phoney activist organizations established. *cough, cough YAN and YAC

Their purpose is to prevent any real movement for justice or eco-peace from developing in this country.

Agents come in small, medium or large. They can be of any ethnic background. They can be male or female.

The actual size of the group or movement being infiltrated is irrelevant. It is the potential the movement has for becoming large which brings on the spies and saboteurs. This lists tactics agents use to slow things down, foul things up, destroy the movement and keep tabs on activists.

It is the agent’s job to keep the activist from quitting such a group, thus keeping him/her under control.

In some situations, to get control, the agent will tell the activist:

“You’re dividing the movement.”

[Here, I have added the psychological reasons as to WHY this maneuver works to control people]

This invites guilty feelings. Many people can be controlled by guilt. The agents begin relationships with activists behind a well-developed mask of “dedication to the cause.” Because of their often declared dedication, (and actions designed to prove this), when they criticize the activist, he or she – being truly dedicated to the movement – becomes convinced that somehow, any issues are THEIR fault. This is because a truly dedicated person tends to believe that everyone has a conscience and that nobody would dissimulate and lie like that “on purpose.” It’s amazing how far agents can go in manipulating an activist because the activist will constantly make excuses for the agent who regularly declares their dedication to the cause. Even if they do, occasionally, suspect the agent, they will pull the wool over their own eyes by rationalizing: “they did that unconsciously… they didn’t really mean it… I can help them by being forgiving and accepting ” and so on and so forth.

The agent will tell the activist:

“You’re a leader!”

This is designed to enhance the activist’s self-esteem. His or her narcissistic admiration of his/her own activist/altruistic intentions increase as he or she identifies with and consciously admires the altruistic declarations of the agent which are deliberately set up to mirror those of the activist.’

Lots willfully blind cunts around these days who forgot the lessons of 2009 to 2012. Ironic how one cunt with a degree in psychology and sociopathic autistic easily duping some the so called smartest people in the room types.

This cunt is hilarious. She wasn’t here between 2009 to 2015. Posts her driver’s license to rando psychos expects ppl to think that its to prove she’s not jailbait, cry harder, tryhard. Someone who does that either has nothing to loose or has protected status. Since 2011/2012, when fatass Hector was turned, and then Hammond was duped to hack for good old uncle Sammy, Anonymoose has been the psyop fucktoy of both the FBIies and CIA/NSA.

‘i prefer it when delusional people beef with one another rather than when reasonable people beef with delusional people. it just seems like less of a waste. it’s still a complete waste’ (maybe kirt should use a noose for moar dramatic affect next time, js)

‘In contrast to 2012, when FBI assets like Rauhauser used similar methods to pave way for my imprisonment and collapse of my projects, we were prepared.
@GreggHoush tipped us off prior to our December launch that Cottle’s server actually came from… Rauhauser’

Hey a good asset/snitch/agent provocateur plays all sides, and their only loyalty is to themselves. BB might be a decent writer from time to time, however he is as fuckin’ dense as a Texas prison wall.

WTF Chris-Chan has been raepin’ his crazy mom’s G-sp?t.
I CAN’T EVEN!!!!!!!!!!
I need ear & brain bleach after listening to only one minute of that recording, STAT!!! AND SOME GAWD DAMN TRAUMA THERAPY NOW!!!
UR feckin’ rite there fishfag, the internuts are depressin’.

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