Trump put on a worn pair of reading glasses Wednesday morning, spun his favorite Mozart track La Climenza de Tito, and sat down with a legal pad at the head of a conference room table in the West wing of the White House. There, he met with professors of Harvard economics and sociologists from MIT, who presented solutions to a “quieted, attentive President Trump.”
In a sudden tonal shift, insiders say President Trump said little throughout the day, until finally the presentations were over, and Trump had time to look over his notes from the day’s hours-long meetings with intellectuals and poverty experts from every field of governance.
“This is a tough job,” Trump said. “Wow. I never thought I’d say this, but being a good statesman is one of the toughest jobs in the world – a job President Obama did with dignity and care – and today I do not come to you to brag about how far I’ve come, but to say I am humbled by how far we have yet to go.”
Trump listened carefully as representatives from Southern Poverty Law Center described the multitudes of poor workers affected by sweeping policy change.
Over the course of several hours, experts and philanthropists educated the President using charts, graphs and condensing decades of research into a crash course on socioeconomic struggle of the shrinking middle class and impoverished workers, who predominantly occupy the South.
“Trump only interrupted once,” said Dr. Angstrom Troubadour, fellow at the American Institute of Philanthropy, “and he had a very good question. He wanted to know why people who work so many different jobs have little to no savings, and what he could do to repair the post-industrial South. His constructive, erudite tone fostered a creative, solution-oriented approach to complex issues.”
Trump, who said he is writing a memo to congress addressing problems of impoverished, working class Americans, wants to see more focus on education and said he will soon host a symposium at the White House where NAFTA leaders and foreign trade specialists can discuss solutions and funding to America’s opium-soaked Southern underbelly, bringing jobs, trade and health services to the region.
“Just opposing the CIA – which I have attempted to do – isn’t the only thing that made Kennedy great,” Trump said. “And I, too, need to do more for people of color, and the beautiful women who – even though they voted for crooked Hillary – deserve access, as all human beings do, to specific family and health services.”
10 replies on “Trump declares war on poverty”
I’ll make a documentary about it.
::Reads your tea leaves::
‘I have always enjoyed drugs that “did” something like acid, mushrooms and – to a lesser extent – pot. Coke n booze just don’t appeal to me.’ Just give it a couple of lean writing years in NYC & old hatefag will be smokin’ crack like you’re @RonBryn. Js. Big City, Bright Lights and everyone has a ?gun?, kind’ve like Texas except with less retards and better drugs. (BTW I luv’d that toy (Bright Lights) as kid, it was the precursor to digital graphic art for me)
The loudest one in the room, is the weakest one in the hotel room.
Deric (KYdumbass) Lostutter deserves the 2 years in jail for doxing a rape victim. Nuff said, bye Felicia (AND please do bend over and pick up the soap)!!!
Oh & the sweet lulzly irony of KYLUBE sentenced on Women’International Day.
MAke Amerika Great Again.
Triggered, Taxed AND threatened!
‘@marcmaron half-assed what should have been one of the most compelling interviews of his career. @louistheroux was a bust :(‘