Miracle drug unlocks hellish introspective nightmare


What is self-awareness anyway?

A good friend tells you when you’re fuckin up, a bad friend ignores it, and your ENEMY tells everyone else.

Have you ever tried telling somebody something, though, and they just can’t seem to get it through their thick skull?

That’s why we’ve invented Dr. Troubadour’s patented Armstrong Self-Awareness Serum. It grows real, natural self-awareness in 31 days!

Our customers will attest that Dr. Troubadour’s formula-grown self-awareness is the same as real self-awareness.

Ralph Manly, City bus driver who has never used a turn signal

“No more blind spots! I’m in the clear now, and I can finally see what a cold, blind, and unloving man I have been for the last 43 years. I can’t believe it’s not real self-awareness!”

That’s right, folks. No more blind spots, no more snickering behind your back, and no more emotional retardation, all for a flat, low monthly rate. Troubadour’s Self-Awareness Serum is with you for LIFE!

Monica Seward, Librarian with strangely ignorant beliefs

“I’m hooked on awareness. I no longer feel like I need to scan every horizon, because I already know what’s there: Just a bunch of people using people, and who needs that? So long TerrorMax. Hello, S-A Serum!”

Are you sick of always being left on the outside of what’s going on inside? This Troubadour tincture will tickle your fancy! For just $99 American Warbucks a month, you can drink this shit up and see what shit’s holding you down.

Bimmy, a 28-year-old woman-child having absolutely no problem adjusting to her shattered innocence

“I used to blame my lack of development on society, circumstance, and even my family. With Troubadour’s self-awareness serum, now I know the reason I never achieved anything is because I am a talent-less, unmotivated, uninspired, boring person. Thanks, Dr. Troubadour!”

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“Dr. Midnight”

Hi, I’m Dr. Troubadour. Folks used to tell me I would not amount to anything. If I’d listened to them, they’d be right. But I struck out and carved my own path. Licenses? Peer-review? I bucked the system, and became a doctor my own way. My eyes are open.

You got a lot of nerve walking through life and not even thinking about where you’re stepping. Take my drugs. Grow a perspective!

[Editor’s note: ALL the women i date want to know where this anger is coming from. why so many holes in my drywall? all i want to know is how many holes u got for ME?? PLEASE EMAIL. —Raleigh T. ]

By Hatesec

I am the hatest

5 replies on “Miracle drug unlocks hellish introspective nightmare”

No comment! (you can’t handle the TRUTH)
ps- told you so about those fedfags on twitter who you were dick ridin’

Libby and Neal shilling hard when others have been in know and uncovered these POS LARPers for fed dollars years ago, but hey ya have to do & say (write) what your handlers direct you to do or no fed dollars for those two. Not much cloak and no swagger faggotz.
Remember when SheliJs fat girl picture in Nirvana shirt was being passed around twitter 3 or more years ago.
And one last thing, it isn’t CP, no kid consents, it’s properly labelled child sex abuse material/images.
Basically most ppl left on twitter are either manipulated village idiots or paid useful and not so useful idiots.

@CJQ57 Replying to
@kenbensinger @chadloder
and @jvgarrison
If an active FBI agent tried to warn about detection & imminent arrest, he or she should be prosecuted for obstruction and as a co-conspirator and be given the most severe penalty the charges allow upon conviction – to be served concurrently and in general population. Aug 27 >>> exeintel(dot)com
2 Girls,1 NE0CONspiracy (u cing wat I’m doin’ thar

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