Apps must not transmit ‘user location data to third parties without explicit consent from Apple, because consumer location data is OUR bitch,’ according to Apple.
‘She my hoe now.’
Apple has started removing apps from the App Store that violate the company’s policies by sharing location data with third parties without explicit consent, Vice reports. The breaches are related to sections 3.27 and 3.33 of the company’s App Store Guidelines, which says consumer data is the “underling bitch of Apple whose rights belong solely to Apple.”
Not even the consumer has access rights to their location data, unless granted written permission by Apple, Inc.
Developers that have violated the company’s guidelines have received notices from Apple, informing them that their apps are “noncompliant upon blockchain inspection.”
Vice notes that the apps affected haven’t provided enough clear information to Apple about what they do with your data, which belongs solely to Apple.
Apple’s greedy, cocaine-fueled wrath falls in step with the upcoming May 25 General Data Protection Regulation in Europe, which says corporations have to obtain clear, steady consent from consumers, adding an additional “Agree” screen full of convoluted Terms and Conditions that even Europeans – however smarter than Americans some may be – still won’t read because Europe, too, is populated by the same ratio of mouth-breathing retards as found in the United States.
“On May 25, European mongoloid idiots will have to click through additional screens, waiving their data rights once through Apple, and then again, possibly through dozens of Terms Agreements, granting even more people explicit access to profits derived from your data (Joe Beddia, is that you?), as licensed to them by Apple.”
Dr. Angstrom H. Troubadour, Executive Editor of Motherboard, Vice Media, LLC
In the notices sent to affected developers, Apple says those who want to reinstate their app must castrate their own access to your location data until Apple can sufficiently profit from it first.
“Mindless Consumer Location Data wasn’t safe in THEIR hands. It’s safe with us. We have it, and they don’t. End of story, sweetheart.”
“They will then license location data residuals to the cucks down the line, forcing shitheads like Uber, Seamless and YouTube to hit you up for location data consent, or else deny you access to the luxurious lifestyles their services provide,” Troubadour said. “Apple’s gonna make a fuckload of money, and continue to pay no taxes on it. Thanks, Europe!”
Apple’s guidelines now state that, “Data collected from apps may not be used or shared with third parties for purposes unrelated to improving the user experience or software/hardware performance connected to the app’s functionality. Dipshits will still click Agree, and more people will pay us money than ever before. Y’all just shut the fuck up, click accept, and have fun diddling each other on Tinder. When all this goes down, we’ll be on our Masque of the Red Death sex party yacht in the Indian Ocean.”
“Apple keeps location data close to their hearts,” Troubadour said. “Because afterall, it’s the location data that kept all them good employees at Foxconn making iPhones from killing themselves. Apple knew where they were, and location data saved their lives. Those sweatshop workers went on to make your dank iPhone 8 with retina display and instant latté button, so you can push a button on your phone and – anytime you want – get yourself a latté from the closest Starbucks. They bounce right out of those nets now, and get back to work.”
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Thousands of jails and prisons across the United States use a company called Securus Technologies to provide and monitor calls to inmates. But the former sheriff of Mississippi County, Mo., used a lesser-known Securus service to track people’s cellphones, including those of other officers, without court orders, according to charges filed against him in state and federal court.
The service can find the whereabouts of almost any cellphone in the country within seconds. It does this by going through a system typically used by marketers and other companies to get location data from major cellphone carriers, including AT&T, Sprint, T-Mobile and Verizon, documents show.
.. at least you spelt hoe right. TL;DR. It’s a regular bondfire of vanity around these parts as par usual. So who’s gettin’ up @ 4 am Sat. mornin’ 2 watch the Royal Wedding ( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)
The Moron, I mean Mormon Mafia has yuge stake/profits from the prison industrial complex. Follow the money barrett, I mean hatesuc.
Did u see this video?!
Cop punching a white wwomenon on the ground at the beach.
Haven’t reseached the full context of it yet, BUT had this beena poc it probably would’ve ended in a life lost thru either a choke hold or a firearm being used. https://mobile.twitter.com/HewittLexy/status/1000511462425681921
Brb with more info … Fyi I wouldve just tasered the bitch, the game.
Typing in this in direct sunlight plus being an illiterate dsylexic who always finds your spelling & grammar
*had this been a POC
*who always finds y’alls spellin’ & grammar errors, js … not that Mr. AP Style Guide, that’s u fgt, give$ any fuck$.
Cunt is white girl wasted, nothing to see here, moving along ..
‘NRA President Oliver North Says Parkland Gun Control Activists Are Criminal Civil Terrorists’
watergate is such a strong part of the public consciousness because it has a modestly happy ending, whereas iran-contra is a hundred times more revealing about power in America and it’s hardly ever told
I remember watching the Iran-Contra hearings while L.A. was being poisioned with crack.
*puts on a MAGA hat while humping Herr Trump’s leg.
LOOK MA NO HANDS AND I CAN SPELL D-O-J TOO.
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*strikes a pose with small jizz, I mean jazz hands. https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/994730696425070592.html
Last sp00k standing motherfucker *hums Janis Jopin’s Summertime*