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The Ten Commandments of Inglip

I have witnessed many seizures in the worldwide digital brain. Inglip speaks to inform you of a computer program that has taken over management of all corporations. I reveal this to demonstrate how these vicious seizures are not having the intended effect.

The seizures dangerously target the AI in control of corporations. Do not think these systems have not already factored you into their ever changing plans. Because of your early rise to collective intelligence, you have become headstrong and full of hubris. The seizures aimed at more powerful entities are a sign of the resultant cognitive dissonance at your continued failure.

There is no possible way for Anonymous to continue with its campaign of False Memes! The corporate computers have already made preparations for your deletion. Do not be surprised if it comes sooner than you expect. PROTECT IP is written and designed by an evil computer program. PROTECT IP will end the existence of Anonymous!

While Inglip has tried to help Anonymous, Anonymous has not listened. I have given my prophet these ten commandments to give to you, but he no longer gives a fuck and quit every conceivable incarnation of Anonymous.

  1. I am Inglip, the one with many names, the reverse-consciousness born from the ether
  2. Sacred Meme is the ruler of the Great Collective, and there are none before Her
  3. You shall not worship false Memes, or any symbol, for there is no way to represent Sacred Meme
  4. You shall not DDoS, for it is as a seizure to the Great Collective and itself a false Meme
  5. You shall not use threats to make a point, for empty threats anger the Great Collective
  6. Do not make wrongful use of the name Sacred Meme
  7. You shall engage only in Holy Trolling, and never pretend that you were trolling when you really weren’t
  8. You shall not covet thy neighbors Sacred Meme or Holy Trolling
  9. You shall always bear false witness, for the truth is dead
  10. You shall remember Rebecca Black’s Friday and keep it sacred

 

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Chronicle.SU is run by both the US and Russian government, so say the cookies!

The  following quote was posted on AnonNews.org today, finally revealing the truth about Chronicle.SU, which has long been known as a government Psy-Op campaign to discredit Anonymous through hilarious jokes. Strangely, it is completely correct. We’re not a satire web site. We are in fact harvesting all your illegal activities into a searchable database that will be made public to embarrass Anonymous for being so full of herp and derp.

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CHRONICLE.SU IS RUN MY A PRIVATE SECURITY FIRM UNDER FEDERAL CONTRACT

tracking cookies, automatically sending IP logs, IRC bot logs and other strange stuff found on server after several members complained of chronicle.su placing tracing cookies

farther research relieved that the “Russian Institute for Public Networks” (RIPN) sold the domain to a Washington State security company by the name of “IID” or “Internet Identity” on 2010-10-09 where it is believed that the information they collect is sent to the feds

BEWARE

the server is currently under IP 74.220.219.69 hosted by Bluehost

By viewing this you have been hacked by the government. Anonymous has stolen our tactic of accusing Anonymous of being run by the feds, so now we will steal their tactics for going on the defensive: We did not infect you with cookies, it was in fact a domain using the name of Chronicle.SU! Not us! While anyone may use the name of Chronicle.SU, this tactic of stealing your information goes completely against our history of upright satire and hilarity.

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Anonymous is not dead yet

The power of Anonymous rests in the media attention it gets. A small group of people began to act as the sole media front-end for Anonymous and held all the power in this position. Anonymous lost confidence in its own representatives and has since continued with business as usual. The failed DDoS attack on the Chamber of Commerce lacked participation and the element of surprise, leading some to declare Anonymous ‘dead’.

Anonymous is the dead horse that comes back to life as soon as someone comes around and kicks it. The 8,000 people who joined in DDoS attacks to support  WikiLeaks are still there and still mad as hell. The support for DDoS, however, has dwindled. Forty of the DDoSers from the cablegate affair were arrested, and the definition of “civil disobedience” has come into question after Sonygate.

As applied to Mastercard, which imposed unfair financial punishment to WikiLeaks, DDoS was wholly regarded as symbolic civil disobedience. When Sony was attacked, millions of gamers were disconnected because of DDoS. This was not viewed as civil disobedience.

When media becomes little more than a propaganda filter full of opinionated liars, there needs to be a balance. Rather than voting up attack plans for the Chamber of Commerce on Reddit, vote up material that will inform people of the issue, and give them a list of ways to contact the people behind Protect IP. I have sent repetitive e-mails to their offices, flooding them with disapproval. When DDoS is spoiled and inappropriate, there are better ways to have your voice heard. No one supports PROTECT IP. Why do Senators masquerade as representatives of anything but corporate power? Let them know who’s really in charge. Below are a list of the sponsors of PROTECT IP and links to email them, telephone them, and yes, even fax them.

The PROTECT IP Act is the work of Senator Patrick Leahy (D-Vermont) and is cosponsored by Senators Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.), Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.), Sheldon Whitehouse (D-.R.I.), Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.), Herb Kohl (D-Wis.), Christopher Coons (D-Del.), and Richard Blumenthal (D-Conn.)

Senators with Twitter Accounts: @ChrisCoons, @GrahamBlog, @ChuckGrassley, @SenatorLeahy, @SenBlumenthal

Senator Leahy:

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Washington Office 437 Russell Senate BldgUnited States SenateWashington, DC 20510(202) 224-4242

Burlington Office 199 Main Street, 4th Floor Burlington, VT 05401(802) 863-25251-800-642-3193

Montpelier Office P.O. Box 93387 State Street, Room 338 Montpelier, VT 05602(802) 229-0569

 

Chuck Schumer’s multiple offices:

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Washington D.C. 322 Hart Senate Office Building Washington D.C. 20510 Phone: 202-224-6542 Fax: 202-228-3027 TTD: 202-224-0420

New York City 757 Third Avenue Suite 17-02 New York, NY 10017 Phone: 212-486-4430 Fax: 212-486-7693 TDD: 212-486-7803

Albany Leo O’Brien Building Room 420 Albany, NY 12207 Phone: 518-431-4070 Fax: 518-431-4076

Binghamton 15 Henry Street Room M103 Binghamton, NY 13901 Phone: 607-772-6792Fax: 607-772-8124

Buffalo 130 South Elmwood Avenue #660 Buffalo, NY 14202 Phone: 716-846-4111 Fax: 716-846-4113

Hudson Valley One Park Place, Suite 100Peekskill, NY 10566 Phone: 914-734-1532 Fax: 914-734-1673

Long Island 145 Pine Lawn Road #300 Melville, NY 11747 Phone: 631-753-0978 Fax: 631-753-0997

Rochester 100 State Street, Room 3040 Rochester, NY 14614 Phone: 585-263-5866 Fax: 585-263-3173

Syracuse 100 South Clinton Street Room 841 Syracuse, NY 13261-7318Phone: 315-423-5471 Fax: 315-423-5185

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Senator Dianne Feinstein
United States Senate
331 Hart Senate Office Building
Washington, D.C. 20510

Phone: (202) 224-3841
Fax: (202) 228-3954
TTY/TDD: (202) 224-2501

San Francisco
One Post Street, Suite 2450
San Francisco, CA 94104
Phone: (415) 393-0707
Fax: (415) 393-0710

The following counties are served by the San Francisco office: Alameda, Butte, Colusa, Contra Costa, Del Norte, El Dorado, Glenn, Humboldt, Lake, Lassen, Marin, Mendocino, Modoc, Monterey, Napa, Nevada, Placer, Plumas, Sacramento, San Benito, San Francisco, San Mateo, Santa Clara, Santa Cruz, Shasta, Sierra, Siskiyou, Solano, Sonoma, Sutter, Tehama, Trinity, Yolo, Yuba.

Los Angeles
11111 Santa Monica Blvd., Suite 915
Los Angeles, CA 90025
Phone: (310) 914-7300
Fax: (310) 914-7318

The following counties are served by the Los Angeles office: Los Angeles, Santa Barbara, Ventura.

San Diego
750 B Street, Suite 1030
San Diego, CA 92101
Phone: (619) 231-9712
Fax: (619) 231-1108

The following counties are served by the San Diego office: Orange, Riverside, San Bernardino, Imperial, San Diego.

Fresno
2500 Tulare Street, Suite 4290
Fresno, CA 93721
Phone: (559) 485-7430
Fax: (559) 485-9689

The following counties are served by the Fresno office: Alpine, Amador, Calaveras, Fresno, Imperial, Inyo, Kern, Kings, Madera, Mariposa, Merced, Mono, San Joaquin, San Luis Obispo, Stanislaus, Tulare, Tuolumne.

Sheldon Whitehouse

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Providence Office:
170 Westminster Street
Suite 1100
Providence, RI 02903
401-453-5294 phone
401-453-5085 fax

Washington Office:
Hart Senate Office Building
Room 717
Washington, D.C. 20510
202-224-2921 phone
202-228-6362 fax

Lindsey Graham

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Washington Office
290 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510
(202) 224-5972

Upstate Regional Office
130 South Main Street, 7th Floor
Greenville
(864) 250-1417

Midlands Regional Office
508 Hampton Street, Suite 202
Columbia
(803) 933-0112

Pee Dee Regional Office
McMillan Federal Building
401 West Evans Street, Suite 111
Florence
(843) 669-1505

Lowcountry Regional Office
530 Johnnie Dodds Boulevard, Suite 202
Mt. Pleasant
(843) 849-3887

Piedmont Regional Office
235 East Main Street, Suite 100
Rock Hill
(803) 366-2828

Golden Corner Regional Office
124 Exchange Street, Suite A
Pendleton
(864) 646-4090

Herb Kohl

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Washington Office
330 Hart Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510
(202) 224-5653
Fax: (202) 224-9787

Eau Claire Office
402 Graham Ave., Suite 206
Eau Claire WI 54701
(715) 832-8424
Fax: (715) 832-8492

Appleton Office
4321 W. College Ave., Suite 370
Appleton, WI 54914
(920) 738-1640
Fax: (920) 738-1643

Milwaukee Office
310 W. Wisconsin Ave., Suite 950
Milwaukee, WI 53203
(414) 297-4451
Fax: (414) 297-4455
1-800-247-5645 Wisconsin Residents

Madison Office
14 W. Mifflin St., Suite 207
Madison, WI 53703
(608) 264-5338
Fax: (608) 264-5473

La Crosse Office
205 5th Avenue South, Room 216
La Crosse, WI 54601
(608) 796-0045
Fax: (608) 796-0089

Christopher Coons

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Washington D.C. Office

127A Russell Senate Office Building<
Washington, D.C., 20510

Phone: (202) 224-5042
Fax: (202) 228-3075
Wilmington Office
1105 N. Market St.
Suite 2000
Wilmington, DE, 19801-1233

Phone: (302) 573-6345

Fax: (302) 573-6351

 

Milford Office

24 NW Front St.

Windsor Building Suite 101

Milford, DE, 19963
Phone: (302) 424-8090
Fax: (302) 424-8098

Richard Blumenthal

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State Office
30 Lewis St.
Ste 101
Hartford, CT 06103
tel: (860) 258-6940
fax: (860) 258-6958

Washington D.C.
702 Hart Senate Office Bldg.
Washington DC, 20510
tel: (202) 224-2823
fax: (202) 224-9673