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Andrew Breitbart hoaxes his own death

Goodnight, sweet prince.

Fans mourn the loss of Andrew Jackson Breitbart, the pundit better known by the name ‘Andy,’ who died early Thursday morning at his home in Los Angeles.

Breitbart was pronounced dead at 3:48 a.m. EST. Cause of death was listed as “Complications associated with acquired immunodeficiency syndrome,” or AIDS. He was 43.

Breitbart is survived by twelve ex-wives and six children.

Because no will was entered into the public record, Breitbart’s charity for underprivileged children in Africa, the Konfidence Foundation, will dissolve.

Remaining assets are to be turned over to DR (Congo) for future disbursement to nobody in particular.

After a recent vitriolic and hateful explosion at an Occupy event, Andrew Breitbart has been accused of hoaxing his own death. Breitbart didn’t receive the kind of attention he had hoped for from his drunken hate speech, so now he’s sunk to the same level as the Internet Chronicle and is on the road to infinite blog hits.

Disclaimer – This is all completely fucking true and you’d be a fool to believe anything says. No, it’s not just another formulaic Akon death article, it is so much more.

19 replies on “Andrew Breitbart hoaxes his own death”

can’t say for sure, but based entirely off nothing, i’m assuming he is probably dead, in which case it’s a sad loss for the pedo community. they lost a true soldier

Opsy did not see you crawl out from under your rock geofag. And you’re still a cockroach, and not a troll, so no bridge/soap box for you to stand on…

Ding, dong, and long dongs someone finally #KILLitWithAidsNFire (Ahaha he prolly an heroed b/c of all the stress you fuckers giving him the business on his predatory, drug-addled unwarranted self-importance).

RIH, and don’t let the door hit you in face on the way in you coked out pedobear.

I love speaking ill of the dead xD

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