INTERNET – Social media platforms, apparently fascinated by the roundness of circles, are literally just circles now.
With a twinkle in his eye, chronicle.su media historian Dr. Angstrom H. Troubadour recalls them good old days.
“Like the old TVs, remember how crappy they were? They weren’t squares. They didn’t have corners,” he said. “But now, social media, which started as squares, are just circles again. But TV back then sucked. It was just horses and cowboys and shit, because it was on crappy technology. TV was so bad back then, they didn’t even record it. Just aired it live and said, ‘Ah, forget about it.’ And now that’s what social media is.”
It’s the ultimate hipster black hole, Troubadour says.
“Hey, stuff that sucks is good now, and so we’re going full circle. Social media sucks again!”
When social media was composed of rectangles and squares, you could literally pull pussy out of your computer screen, according to Anonymous. Now, with these circles, it’s all you can do to even get a girl to notice you, users report.
“What’s that? Sorry, I couldn’t tell you had any personality, edginess or discernible features at all, because I can only see everything through a fucking circle now.”
-Circle Plus user
It wasn’t until like, 1999 we finally got a perfectly square television screen, and all of a sudden these millennials are scrambling for circles again. People fought wars and died for the square, people spent their life’s work developing perfectly flat, square television pictures and computer monitors, and now you want to go BACK to the circle?
Come on, let’s be reasonable.
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