Rush Limbaugh Endorses Marijuana

Rush Limbaugh says he used marijuana to recover from opiate addiction and now supports legalizing pot.

EIB NETWORK OFFICIAL COMMUNIQUE — Controversial Conservative Talk Radio Mogul Rush Limbaugh endorsed medical marijuana legalization on his show Tuesday, and told Internet Chronicle reporters smoking the “Mary Jane” helped him recover after a scandalous opiate addiction. Rush pontificated in front of the golden EIB microphone, “All you listeners out there in flyover country, I know this might scare you a bit, but I wouldn’t have been able to make it through hundreds of shows if it weren’t for the benefits of medical marijuana. When I topped off my cigar with a half gram, all my tremors and cravings for painkillers disappeared. I was able to speak more eloquently than ever, if anything. And when I stopped craving the painkillers, I went back to normal cigars without any withdrawals whatsoever. I know this may come to a shock to some of the people out in the heartland, but Marijuana is a truly miraculous medicine.”

Rush Limbaugh brought Libertarian talk host Neal Boortz onto his show for a discussion about the flaws and merits of legalizing drugs. Rush took the position that mostly harmless and medicinally-oriented drugs like marijuana and possibly MDMA should be legalized, but Boortz pushed for legal recreational use of all drugs. Boortz, exasperated, said “We should be ashamed that we have more prisoners than any other country in the world, and who are we locking up? They’re all drug addicts. They buy and consume drugs. That’ll drive the economy as powerfully as a war, as long as we nationalize the production and retail of the drugs as we do with alcohol and armored humvees. It’s win-win.”

8 replies on “Rush Limbaugh Endorses Marijuana”

It should be legalized! And I hope that nobody give Rush a hard time about this because opiate addiction is serious…

What kind of metric is the overlord paying you to spill? Oh, so, is the item in the wind its root similarity to MDMA? All the beans linking them on the rumor chart fell down and are whipping into an eddy at the thought. Now the molecular cloud spins, gravity is suddenly nowhere. It shrinks. Do you want to mess up your love life? Don’t take drugs!

Rush a hard time…

…nowhere. It shrinks. Yes he is. The basketball is in play. Anthony swine Wiener, because, obviously if I don’t medal…I don’t blong leetle pre Stepford wife, see the need of cattle gates if a prits sis is. Full of saki, yours Mrs. Havenning-Any. hab have haveny-ning of pleasure. Grab all the pills a) can x)havenny a’s through us, v?

Page what pair of letters with which operation settles a limbic zone.

“Doing something is only one mistake”, code of the military’s missileers. Photo opportunities for targeted cities rest on a passing of the baton, and, I digress. I appear with the substance (it takes only one mistake divided absolutely by everybody on “goodbye”). I pull a hood over my head. We are united.

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