Juice Rap News calls for donations to fund US military

“War is peace.Freedom is slavery.Ignorance is strength.”

INTERNET — The infotainment youtube program Juice Rap News released a promotional video for the cryptographic distributed network Tor which is developed and continuously funded by a front group set up by the US military.

Investigations showing the purpose and intent of the military’s “cloaking device” . . .

The Dark Path

The black-capped suspect disguised himself with sunglasses.

To borrow the shittiest, most overused image in literature for a moment, let’s pretend like what I do next is original.

Original thoughts come rarely, as rarely as life itself. Everywhere you look is a bright world of color and hatred. A beautiful, blissful carving at the base of a jutting cliff from the mountain . . .

Dank new product from Lebal Drocer, Inc: lead-free water bottled at shrinking edge of Antarctic glaciers

Lead-free product!

Wage Jihad on Your Thirst with #ICES Brand Melted Glacier Water

Lead-free product!

New lead-free, barrel-aged Antarctic glacier water from Lebal Drocer lets you drink CONTINENTS!

Lebal Drocer is proud to announce a neoliberal partnership with HAARP, Nestle and corruptresourceful Michigan governor Rick Snyder.

The shadowy global weather experimentation . . .

Internet Chronicle Headlines Will Stop Capitalizing Every First Letter Beginning now

No thought or effort, whatsoever, was put into this.

WikiLeaks unveils US plan to nuke all its enemies by Christmas

Assange addressed the world via teleconference from the Ecuadorian Embassy

INTERNET — Julian Assange, speaking by teleconference at a press release detaling WikiLeak’s newest hacked documents, said “ISIS, Russia, and China will be reduced to a sea of glass by Christmas.”

Assange spoke before a map of the world with small nuclear detonations . . .

But I don’t see any terrorists around, do you?

homer and lisa simpson

Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm. Lisa: That’s specious reasoning, Dad. Homer: Thank you, dear. Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away. Homer: Oh, how does it work? Lisa: It doesn’t work. Homer: Uh-huh. Lisa: It’s just a stupid rock. . . .

Family grieving after white officer unloads 16 shots into Tamir Rice ashes

Tamir Rice

“We perceived a threat.” – Cleveland PD Officer Timothy Loehmann

You know you fucked up when they blur out everyone’s faces but yours: Timothy Loehmann.

More tragedy Friday as Cleveland police officer Timothy Loehmann is accused of firing more than 16 shots into the ashes of a Cleveland boy he killed previously last year.

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Why reddit incorrectly deleted a chronicle.su story from its frontpage (and why we’re happy to see it)

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“Actually, I watch CNN, and that isn’t REALLY how Ross Ulbricht was CAUGHT.”

Today OP posted an older chronicle.su story to reddit, and about two hours ago, it was deleted. I don’t take issue with the fact it took so long for the public to pick up on this story [Editor’s Note: . . .

14-year-old Bitcoin broker braces for anarchy by 3D printing his own guns

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“I injected it right into my fuckin’ eyeballs,” said Adam Goralski, a 14-year-old Roanoke, Va. native who recently became addicted to ideology. Adam said he used the Internet to administer his first doses of cyberlibertarian bitcoin paranoia.

“I just thought about all the freedoms we don’t have, pertaining to bitcoin, and Rand Paul . . .

Trigger Warning: 2015 Black Friday Hategasm

Earth Day protest at VCU

The deals were in short supply this year, but the violence was not. For your hateful enjoyment, open an ice cold Coca-Cola and watch people behave like animals just hours after eating Thanksgiving dinner. Be sure to laugh at them, and judge, as if you aren’t just as bad as the rest of them.

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