Justin Bieber wanted for assault in Argentina

Bieber died on March 7, 2013

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BUENOS AIRES – JB’s at it again! Pop music’s most punchable face turned the tables on an Argentinian photographer when JB’s violent gang of thugs attacked an innocent paparazzo just doing his job.

Video footage put fans . . .

“Supernormality” blamed for Germanwings murder-suicide

Families grasping for meaning after Germanwings attack “aren’t happy” at new murder-suicide explanation

GERMANY — Psychologist Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador of the Lebal Drocer Institute for community health came forward with a counter-intuitive explanation for the murder-suicide committed by Germanwings co-pilot Andreas Lubitz.

Dr. Troubador explained that mental illness is deviation from social . . .

Important message from Dr. Dankstrom H. Troublememe

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top . . .

Chronicle.su to institute gay readership ban

Notice Breitbart's long hair and unshaven face, sure signs of homosexual tendencies.

INTERNET – The Internet Chronicle is proud to announce we will disable access to the chronicle.su domain for all homosexual readers. This change goes into effect immediately.

Under a fresh new Indiana ruling, chronicle.su is no longer required to cater to the godless homosexual agenda. As a result of this important change, our expert staff . . .

Dreams for My Father

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Obama, O-bam-a, O’ my Ali Babwa…

a framer for our time,

a fountain for our springs,

with eyes cast keen on our days.

You bear the cross that Jefferson glossed

and carry us on our way.

For there is no cost, no naught for dear us,

we are with you like wrinkles with age.

. . .

John Oliver forces ground level narrative, reducing American privacy crisis to concern around ‘dick pics’

Edward Snowden hasn't revealed anything at all about 9/11 inside job

MOSCOW – In a sweaty interview with the infamous cyberterrorist Edward Snowden, darling satirist John Oliver refused to let Snowden iterate his basic technological explanation of how domestic spy programs, such as PRISM, violate the US Constitution. Instead, Oliver continuously interrupted Snowden, denying Americans’ ability to interpret the dialog for themselves, and said the interview . . .

US-backed bombing of Yemen surprises no one

All four top advisers to the UN Human Rights Council were bored with the predictable news of the US backing a Saudi push into Iranian-allied territories

All four top advisers to the UN Human Rights Council were bored by the predictable news of a US-backed Saudi push into Yemen.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Literally no one was shocked to learn of a Saudi Arabian airstrike against the Haradh district of northern Yemen on Monday.

Angstrom Trodlinyiavic, a . . .

Dr. Angstrom H. Troubadour under investigation in peer-review scandal

Dr. Angstrom H. Troubadour's latest book, Troll Medicine, is under scrutiny amid yet another media-invented 'peer-review scandal.'

Dr. Angstrom H. Troubadour’s latest book, Troll Medicine, is under scrutiny amid yet another media-invented ‘peer-review scandal.’

What might normally constitute a paralyzing blow to an independent doctor’s career did not move Dr. Angstrom H. Troubadour, whose wealthy financiers include none other than Lebal Drocer Pharmaceuticals, the powerful medicine firm . . .

Nationwide Advertising “written by computer”

INTERNET — Nationwide’s latest crazed marketing campaign is based on a software reconstruction and a “quantum leap” in what’s called generative propaganda creation, which has not been possible until now because of the monstrous bulk of data it must collect.

“When corporations are people, you’re a child.” ~ Neil Young

Instead of using traditional focus . . .

Ex-ISIS militant tells story of homosexual gang rape orgies

This little boy survived a gang raping from ISIS with such resilience that he was immediately initiated into ISIS and promoted to executioner.

INTERNET — A former ISIS militant told reporters, after escaping into Turkey, that ISIS is, in his words, “A homosexual circlejerk, faggotry of the most despicable type imaginable.”

Speaking under . . .