michael jackson returns from the dead.

CHRONICLE.SU– Hateful throngs of wet young jailbait hoist their nubile bodies onto jagged rocky exterior of CHRONICLE HQ where the law abides YOU! . . .

Dating Advice: from Doctor Angstrom H. Troubedaur

When should you break it off in a relationship? How much is “too much?” The Chronicle’s Physician of the Weak, Doctor Angstrom H. Troubedaur has the answers. . . .