New Microsoft boss did “so much” cocaine prior to Windows 10 announcement: “We’re skipping 9″

"I did this much cocaine."

New MS boss Satya Nadella announced at a business event that he can not feel his hands.

In an unprecedented act of self-hatred, Microsoft has announced it will distance itself from the hilariously bad Windows 8 by refusing to name the next build generation Windows 9.

“Windows 10 will be so fucking badass,” a . . .

Pirates awash with Windows 7 theft orgy

Pirates have released an automatically-validating, automatically-updating edition of Windows 7. Those giving bastards! . . .